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Chapter 1: I dont know how to title things

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Techno woke up on another snowy day. It had been colder where he lived recently, but he really didnt mind considering he owned lots of other extra jackets and such to keep him warm. He could already hear Philza downstairs, humming the familar calm tune he hummed every snowy morning.

"This man wakes up far too early," Technoblade muttered, walking down the stairs a bit grumpily, he didn't enjoy waking up.

"Hey mate, I made you breakfast already," The winged man said, already knowing techno was there. "It looks like we're having a bit of a snowstorm today so its be best if we dont go out," Phil continued talking to techno while he finished washing the dishes. Techno hummed in agreement, already sitting down and eating the food phil had made.

"Do you think the others will be alright?" The piglin asked, finishing his plate of food. "Oh yeah I'm sure, their little town will definitely not get as much snow as we get here," Philza answered, sitting down with techno and munching on some bread. "Yeah you're right, no one comes by here anyways so we'll be fine," Techno assured himself, still sitting at the table because he felt it'd be a bit rude if he just left phil eating alone.

"Its already coming down hard out there," Philza muttered, swallowing the piece of bread he was crewing, "We best set up a fire to keep warm, yeah?" Phil looked to techno, who was a bit mesmerized by the snow falling outside.

"You're so easily distracted mate," Phil chucked, which made techno snap out of his daze and look back at Phil, "Sorry what'd-" He was cut off by a knock on the door. He gave Philza a look, as a way of asking if they were expecting someone. Phil responded with a shrug, then another knock on the door was heard.

"Uh, one second!" Techno shouted, standing up from his seat at the table and walking over to the door. He opened the door to see...

Schlatt. Just sorta standing there, he looked a bit grumpy and tired, muttering something techno couldnt hear. He didnt have a coat on either, and it was freezing outside.

"Wha- schlatt? What are you doing out here?" Techno asked, concerned. Schlatt kinda just rubbed his arm a bit, avoiding eye contact. "Got in a fight... didnt know where else to go..." he muttered in response, shaking slightly from the cold. "Here wait, come inside I-" Schlatt fell in technos arms before he was able to finish his sentence. The piglin picked up Schlatt easily, noticing the small bruises on him. He was freezing cold.

"Techno?" Phil asked, walking up behind him and noticing the ram boy in technos arms. Technoblade shut the door with his foot, since his arms were occupied, and turned to face Philza. "Uh... can you set up the extra room?"

Chapter 2: me when i

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"You'll be right, Techno" Philza reached up and patted Technos head. "I mean i dont think you have to go to the town im sure schlatt just got attacked by mobs and happened to have no weapons or maybe yknow he ju-" Techno rambled, being cut off by Philza shushing him, "Why are you so worried mate? You can keep an eye on schlatt, I'll be safe out in the storm. I know my way around all sorts of weather" Phil chuckled as Techno looked away nervously, "I dont know... you know im not the most hospitable person..." the tall male mumbled, fiddling with the end of the long braid in his hair. Philza gave him advice on what to do when schlatt wakes up, then bid him goodbye.

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Techno sat in the wooden chair in the guest room, messing with his fingers nervously and looking out the window, noticing how the snow would come down more each hour. Techno also noticed the ram boy who was in deep sleep, laying in the extra bed. Techno and phil had put him in the extra room after he had very unexpectingly showed up at their house. Techno wasnt quite sure who he was more worried for, Schlatt or Phil. The voices were as incoherent as they always were, but they were loud. Saying some things like "schlatt, protect, philza, snow, watch" and other strange things. Techno didn't mind however, it was better than hearing blood for the blood go-

"Ngh... techno?" Techno had been so lost in his own thoughts he didnt notice that schlatt had awoken. The ram was sat up in the bed, rubbing his eyes sleepily. "Oh-! Uh, yeah?" the taller exclaimed, standing up quickly. "Who's room is this...? what is..." Schlatt mumbled, scratching his head, clearly confused. "Do you remember how you got here?? You kinda just came to my house, you fainted and phil had me move you to this room uhm..." the piglin trailed off, avoiding eye contact with the ram. "Man... im sorry i just... I cant even... just-" Schlatt mumbled, "...thanks" He looked away from technoblade.

"Its... no problem really" Techno fiddled with his thumbs, "You uhm... have a lot of bruises... you dont have to talk about it but phil suggested asking if you wanted some like healing potion or whatever" Schlatt looked up at Technoblade, who just stared back a bit. "Sure, and uh, dont mean to be too much of an intruder but could you bring me some food too?" Schlatt said, almost bluntly. Techno held back the urge to laugh, realizing that even though schlatt was basically at his mercy, he was still as blunt and sorta rude as always. "Sure, schlatt." the piglin said, then chuckled a bit. Schlatt grumbled slightly

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Schlatt munched down his food quickly, he drank some of the healing potion too and sighed contently. Techno watched as the smaller male sat in the bed with his food, making a bit of a mess on the sheets, but it didnt really matter. "Hey, stop staring at me weirdly, its not my fault im so hungry" Schlatt spoke, snapping Techno out of his daze. "er, sorry.." the pink haired male hadnt realized that he'd been staring at schlatt for so long. "Hm..." The ram stood up and walked over to Techno, eyeing him down. Techno's face flushed red, noticing how small schlatt was. Schlatt flicked techno on the nose then laughed a bit, "Pff, thanks for the food, loverboy." Techno nodded slightly, "Uhm, you mumbled something about a fight and the other town, I dont mean to assume or anything, but you can stay here with me and phil if you'd like..." The brown haired man sat back down on the bed and looked to the side.

"I mean, I guess so...would phil even be fine with it? Where even is he...?" Techno answered immedently, "He went out to the town to figure out what happened..." Schlatt grumbled. "I'm sure that he's fine with it though, considering he was the one who was so curious about all of this" Technoblade played with the braid in his hair.

"Huh...well... I know that I've said this a lot but..." Techno looked at schlatt, who was messing with the hem of his blue sweater, "thanks for..." The taller males ears perked up.

"... for being so nice."

Chapter 3: just cuteness send help

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Techno and schlatt were sitting in the living room, schlatt sitting on the couch as techno bandaged the cuts on schlatts leg that didnt heal completely. Techno had to be on his knees while on the floor, since he was much taller and bigger than schlatt. The pink haired male was able to do the bandages quite quickly, but that didnt make it any less awkward. Schlatt, just looked away most of the time, embarrassed, while technoblade just focused on the bandages.

"okay, uh- that should be good" Techno mumbled, standing up. Schlatt nodded, "Thanks man," the ram said, looking up at techno with a small smile. Technoblade blushed slightly, which made the smaller boy chuckle, "Oh come on, don't fall in love with me too quick" Schlatt joked, which just made Techno flush even more red.

"Its getting snowier outside," the taller uttered, "Do you think Phil is okay?" he was trying to change the subject, but he was also concerned for his friend. "I mean he's like hundreds of years old, he'll be alright dont ya think?" Schlatt said standing up and leaning against technos shoulder for support, which was understandable considering his legs were still a bit weak. The piglin flushed red again, but was still distracted by the snow outside. Just as techno was about to speak, there was a knock on the door.

Techno rushed over and opened the door to see philza, covered in a fluffy black blanket, "Sorry it got so late, it had gotten snowier so i stayed there for a bit" Philza said with a chuckle. Techno smiled, "It's alright Phil, I had only gotten a bit worried." Techno rubbed the back of his neck, opening the door to let phil in. "Oh hey schlatt, how ya feeling mate?" schlatt was sat on the couch huddling against the pillow next to him, "Hey phil, im doin better i think" the ram laughed a bit and phil responded with a small nod.

"Uh phil, I was sure you'd be fine with it but uhm i offered schlatt a place to stay here and i told him the guest room could be his and uh-" Techno talked a bit fast at the end but was cut off by phil, "Yeah mate, thats all cool. You can stay here for as long as you'd like" Phil said, turning to schlatt at the last bit. "Thanks man, i appreciate it," Schlatt smiled a bit, looking down at his hands.

"Techno, could you set me up some tea? And get a blanket for schlatt too, he's probably freezing," Phil laughed, and technos face grew embarrased "Oh- I didnt realize- You're probably cold huh schlatt? I'll get you one of the extra blankets, sorry uhm... I'll set up your tea too phil-" Techno stopped himself from his rambling and just nodded, "yea- yeah i'll just get that for you guys" the pink haired male nodded again, then walked off to the other rooms.

"He's so cute" The ram said, out of nowhere. Phil started laughing, a bit loudly. "Oh f*ck cmon man i didnt mean to say that out loud dont laugh at me like that-" Schlatt grumbled, punching philza in the arm. Techno came into the room again, giving schlatt a warm white blanket, "Here, I dont uh, have the extra blankets washed so this is just the one i use... you can keep for the night though," Techno mumbled, messing with his fingers. Schlatt just nodded and thanked him quietly. "I'll get your tea ready Phil." Techno said and phil nodded. The tall man walked over to the kitchen and started to make the tea.

"So," Philza started, catching schlatts attention.

"What'd you mean when you called techno cute, huh?"

Chapter 4: stop I'm so

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"Wha- no I didnt mean anything by it! It's none of your business anyways old man" Schlatt crossed his arms and looked away, embarrassed by the winged mans question. "I dont know mate, Dream and george live far from the town but still closer than here, so why'd you make such a journey when you could've gone there?" Schlatt turned to the older man, "None of your business" He grumbled, then turned around again.

"Phil, your tea is ready!" Techno shouted from the kitchen, "Thanks techno, I'll be over" Phil said in response as he took off his blanket and stood up. "Uh, schlatt do you want any thing? I'm sure we have coffee or like... hot cocoa around here" Techno asked, walking into the living room.

"No I'm good, I think I'll just get ready for bed actually, since it's pretty late," Schlatt said, standing up with the white blanket wrapped around him. Techno nodded, "and uh, you can keep that blanket if you want, I mean well- your bed already has it's own blanket but if you wanna keep that one too then..." The taller male rubbed the back of his neck, which just made schlatt chuckle a bit, "Yeah, I think I'll keep it for the night, it's some how more comfier then the ones in the gue- uh well, my room"

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"Schlatt, wake up man! Breakfast is ready!" Schlatt woke up rather grumpily to hear Philza calling him, "I'll be right down!" Schlatt shouted back, keeping himself huddled in the blanket from techno but still getting up and going downstairs.

"morning..." the ram rubbed his eyes, still tired, but enjoying the smell of the freshly cooked food. "Goodmorning schlatt, hope you slept well, Techno can you get out the butter for the toast?" Schlatt smiled Phil and techno was just getting butter (theres nothing more to it)

"Thanks mate," Phil said, taking the butter from Techno. Schlatt sat down at the table, a bit nervously.

"Techno helped me make breakfast today," Philza smiled, setting down his plate at the table then sitting down. "Does he usually not?" Schlatt asked, giggling a bit. Techno gave him a side glare then sat at the table too. "No, he usually wakes up around the time you do," Philza chuckled, poking techno with his fork, "Its not even late to wake up at that time! You just wake up too early" Techno grumbled while he started to eat his food quickly.

"Either way, thank you for helping today," Philza reached his hand over to techno and patted his head, techno immediately letting him. "Pff- wha-??" Schlatt chuckled, confused on how Techno could be so gentle. "Hey, he's not always just wanting to destroy people" philza laughed, and techno resumed eating his food rather quickly.

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After their eating, philza had left the house, saying something about going to the nether. Techno was used to this, so he packed phil some food and bid goodbye, schlatt was confused, but let it be. (pHIL FANFIC LORE????)

"So uhm... I don't know if you wanna do something or-" Techno started, but was cut off by schlatt, "well I mean, what the f*ck do you normally do out here in the middle of nowhere?" The ram had laid down on the couch, still wrapped up in technos blanket. Techno was just standing there, "I mean, I usually go out to fight or train but it's too cold for that today, and you're here, so..." Techno lied, that really wasnt the reason he didnt want to go outside but it didnt matter schlatt would just take it righ-

"Well I mean, Phil was able to out?" Schlatt said, not tryna be mean, but he was just confused. Techno mumbled to himself a bit, "Okay fine, yeah that was a bit of a lie..." Schlatt laughed, "Why would you lie about something like that?" The piglin crossed his arms and looked away, playing with the ends of his long hair, "I dont know, it's just embarrassin that the voices want me to stay with you..." He had said that last bit so quietly that schlatt barely even heard.

"They want you to stay with me?" Schlatt knew about the voices, everyone did, but he didnt know they could say other things then just blood or whatever.

"Yeah, they want me to, well..." Techno mumbled again trailing off at the last bit of his sentence. "Pff, what?" Schlatt asked, sitting up, suddenly intrigued.

"...protect you"

Chapter 5: barks

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"Pro- Protect me?" Schlatt asked, scootching more onto the couch. "I- I'm sorry- That probably sounds so weird, huh?" Techno laughed nervously, tugging on the ends of his sleeves slightly. "No, no, i mean thats just- I didn't expect that..." The smaller man mumbled, "I just always thought- well no, everyone just always thought the voices only said like, blood or something..." Techno's mood immediately dropped, leaving the room with an uncomfortable silence. "Oh" He muttered, looking down.

"No- No, man im sorry I didnt know that-" Schlatt started, "No, its fine. I understand..." Techno mumbled, cutting schlatt off. Schlatt stood up and removed the white blanket that was wrapped around him, he walked up to techno and looked at him nervously. "Why you looking at me like that..." Techno mumbled, glaring at him. Schlatt was taken back a bit, but reached his hand up hesitantly, and just

patted techno on the head.

Techno didnt shove his hand away, but he kinda just leaned into his hand. Schlatt smiled slightly, reaching his hand down a bit to pet the taller mans pig-like ears. Techno just sighed contently, subconsciously wrapping his arms around schlatt. The rams face flushed red, but he continued to basically pet the pink haired man. "I'm... I'm sorry techno, no one should've assumed that about you..." The smaller man apologized, feeling bad for the piglin man in front of him. Techno hummed, "Its... okay, I mean, its understandable i suppose..." Techno muttered, resting his head on schlatt's shoulder slightly. Schlatt continued to pet techno, both of them enjoying the calm moment.

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"Techno? Wake up mate," Phil chuckled, shaking awake the sleeping male on the couch. Techno sat up, turning to see schlatt, who was asleep on his shoulder. Techno quickly pushed schlatt off his shoulder and Phil laughed, "whA- Hey! I was sleepin man!" Schlatt shouted, sitting up and waking himself up. "You were asleep on my shoulder and i wanted to get up, what else was i supposed to do!?" Techno snapped back, but was clearly embarrased. "Oh stop it you two, you sound like children," Phil laughed, taking off his hat and walking over to the coat stand to hang it up.

"Ah who cares, im going back to sleep..." Schlatt grabbed the white blanket that was left on the couch from earlier and huddled himself up in it. "Wow, still with my blanket huh" Techno said grumpily, and still tiredly. "Hey, you're a little too confident when you're tired! wake up more dumbass!" Schlatt grumbled, huddling more into his blanket. Phil just sighed at the two and went to the kitchen to make himself a snack. "You look like a grumpy tiny sheep," Techno retorted, reaching over and tugging the rams fluffy ear. "Keep your hands to yourself dummy! And im not a sheep bitch!" Schlatt snapped, sitting up a bit. "I dont wanna talk anymore, im sleeping now." Techno grumbled, grabbing one of the pillows on the couch and laying down. "Oh no you don-"

"Guys, stop it! I can't even hear myself think with all your bickering, cut it out and just go back to sleep cuddling like before," Philza said, he wasnt actually mad but the bickering was getting too loud for his liking. "Hpmh... we were not cudding." Schlatt grumbled, pulling the white blanket closer to him. "I dont know, you were the one who was asleep on my shoulder," Techno mumbled and pretended to be deep asleep. "Nuh uh! I was so not dud-"

"I said stop guys, quiet down or I'll send both of you up to your rooms!" Philza said, a bit more serious this time. Techno quieted down, knowing Phil was serious about that last part. The brown haired boy grumbled a bit, muttering some things about techno before laying back down.

Just as phil was about to relax he heard, very quietly, maybe just above a whisper,

"you still look like a dumb sheep"

Chapter 6: angst fluff idk what??? in this economy ???

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Techno laid in his bed, alone in his room after being sent there by phil. it was late anyways, but he was still a bit salty about it. Phil knocked on the door and Techno just let out a grumble, which meant that Phil could come in, but techno would be grumpy about it. "Hey mate, I think you should apologize to schlatt" Phil said as he sat down on the end of technos bed. The piglin sat up a bit and looked over to Phil, "Why?" Phil chuckled a bit and shook his head, "Well he's had a rough week, I talked to everyone at the town and they said that they basically kicked him out." Phil looked down at the floor with a saddened look in his eyes (PHIL FANFIC LORE AGAIN???) "Wait they- just- kicked him out? why?" Techno had gotten more intrigued, "I dont know, he had gotten in a fight with quackity and i guess the rest of the town had found him agitating so they just kinda... kicked him out"

Kill. Protect. Schlatt. Town. Fight. Bloo-

"Techno? Mate, are you alright? Voices getting a bit too loud again?" Phil shook techno out of his thoughts, concerned on how Technos eyes seemed to grow a darker shade of red. "Yeah, uh, im sorry i just-" The pink haired man shook his head, looking away from the man in front of him. "Hm, well if you need anything, my rooms right down the hall." Techno nodded, then said goodnight to the older.

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"Heard ya talking about me," Techno was sitting in his bed, reading a book, when he was caught off guard by schlatt standing in his doorway. "oh uh-" Techno got out his bookmark and put it in the chapter he was reading in his book, "No its fine really, I knew you would talk about it sooner or later..." Schlatt mumbled, walking over to technos bed and sitting in the spot where phil sat just about 10 minutes ago. "Listen I- I can totally beat everyone in that town up." Techno mumbled, crossing his arms and giving schlatt a serious stare. "Pff, no its really fine... uh, actually, i should go and get your blanket, you probably want that back by now huh?" Schlatt laughed standing up, "Uh...yeah..." Techno mumbled.

A few minutes later, schlatt returned, blanket in hand. "here you go," Schlatt handed it over to him and Techno thanked him, setting the blanket on the desk next to him. They both kinda stood there for a moment, not sure what to say. "So uhm, what are you reading there?" Schlatt asked, sitting back down on the bed again.

"Oh it's just the great gatsby," Techno grabbed the book and turned it so schlatt could see the cover. "What's it about?" Schlatt asked, scooting over and sitting next to Techno. The taller man blushed slightly, "Well its about this millionaire who's like, trying to get the love of this girl I guess? I'm not very good at explaining things," Techno chuckled a bit. "Can we read it?" Schlatt asked, suddenly curious about the closed book in Technos hands, "Oh uh... yeah here," Techno opened up the book and explained the part of the story he was on.

They read the book together, which you might think wouldve been hard because it's two people with different reading paces trying to read, but it wasnt. Schlat would tap technos leg whenever he was done with the page, techno would turn the page immediately, because he always ended up finishing before schlatt.

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"Hm?" Techno mumbled, noticing how schlatt had seemed to fall asleep on his shoulder. "Oh-? Uh..." Technoblade put a bookmark in his book and set it aside on the table next to his bed. "Uhh..." He wasn't sure whether he should wake up schlatt or not. He slowly stood up off his bed, watching as schlatt just kinda flopped to the side, still sleeping. "Well darn," Techno had assumed schlatt would wake up, but he didn't.

Carefully, Techno picked up schlatt, trying not to wake him up. Schlatt mumbled a bit, but just nuzzled closer to techno. "Oh you're... probably cold," he muttered, grabbing the white blanket on his bedside table and putting it on schlatt. "You can borrow this for longer I suppose..." Technoblade walked over to schlatts room and set him carefully on the bed, fixing the blanket so that it was fully covering him. "Whew, okay," Techno left the room and went back to his bed.

He grabbed the book from table, wanting to read more, but then remembering that schlatt had been reading it. The ram had actually been super interested, and techno didnt want to lose the place where he was reading at.

"I'll just wait for schlatt."

Chapter 7: A/n again bc I like talking to u guys :middle finger:

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ranboo and tubbo in next chapters and yeah they're still canonically married and have their son micheal WHATRE U GONNA DO ABT IT

Also [beats u up] fight club

uhhh I forgot that u have to change the date when u post a chapter so everything is posted like 2 days ago ig hshshsjshs

okay ily dumb dumbs <3

Chapter 8: wOah

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Over the next few nights, schlatt and techno would read the great gatsby together, they would also occasionally read the book together at breakfast. This was one of those days, reading at the dining table.

"Guys, put that book away," Philza shook his head, finishing cooking the eggs. "No old man you dont understand we are literally so close to finishing it!" Schlatt said, and techno hummed in agreement. "You two can finish it later tonight, besides, itll make the ending better when you're waiting all day to figure it out," Techno grumbled at phil, closing his book while schlatt sighed in defeat. "Lameee-" "oh cut it out mate, eat your breakfast" Philza cut off schlatt, setting twoplates of food in front of the two boys.

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Phil had set off on another adventure, which had been doing a lot more often, (PHIL FANFIC LORE AGAIN??) Schlatt made phil some food for the road, while techno set him up with some first aid things. "Okay guys, thanks, I'll most likely be back in a day or two," Techno nodded as Phil waved goodbye.

"So," Schlatt started, "should we...finish the book?" He asked, sitting on the couch with a smirk. Techno walked over and sat down, debating in his head, "No I dont think we should, not till tonight," schlatt gave and overdramatic offended look, "What!?? Man cmon, nows the perfect time!" Techno shook his head, "Yeah, but I like it better when we read at night..." He mumbled, playing with his fingers.

"Boo!" Schlatt grumbled, "you just like it cause you get cuddles from me," Schlatt teased, crossing his arms and faking being angry, "Wha- No I don't! You're the one who cuddles onto me, I just simply sit there and enjoy my book," the pink haired man rolled his eyes. "So what?" Schlatt said, leaning his head on the others shoulder out of spite (me). Techno just huffed, not letting the other get to him.

"Its no fun if you're just sittin there yknow" the ram grumbled, poking technos cheek. "Well what did you expect me to do???" "I dont know, something less lame," schlatt said, laughing at the way technoblade rolled his eyes. They both sat in silence for a bit until...

"Is this the part where we kiss or what?" Technos face grew red, which made schlatt laugh far too much. "What is that supposed to mean!??" Techno asked, shoving schlatt off of him in an embarrassed way. "Whatt I just wanted to know if you were gonna kiss me or not!" The ram laughed at his own joke, and techno was about done with it.

"Maybe I will." Technoblade muttered, which made schlatt flush red this time. Techno laughed, turning to schlatt, "yeah see? You probably want me to kiss you, huh" he joked, looking away. Then noticing how schlatt had turned quiet quick.

He turned back to schlatt, who covered his red face with his hand. "Wait..." the piglin mumbled, "do you actually...?" He said, barely louder then a whisper.

"Maybe..." Schlatt uttered, removing his hand from his face and crossing his arms, avoiding eye contact. Techno hesitantly reached his hand over and held schlatts cheek, blushing a bit because of how he nuzzled into his hand.

"Can i...?" Techno mumbled, moving closer to schlatt. Schlatt nodded his head meekly, and techno moved a bit closer until they could both feel eachothers hot breath.

Schlatt gulped nervously and techno glanced up at him.

The ram hesitantly closed the tiny bit of space between them and

they kissed. nothing too passionate, just a small, sweet, kiss. Techno broke away first, nervous. Schlatt just stared at him for a moment. The two were silent for a few minutes, both of them embarrassed.

"Can we... just um, read the book...?"

Chapter 9: SUPER TINY MINI CHAPTER THING ???

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"Schlatt, give me your dirty clothes, we need to wash them," Techno was setting up the clothes washer, and schlatt had yet to clean his blue sweater. "No, it's the only clothing item I have," "that's just more of a reason to wash it, you dummy," Schlatt walked in front of techno, stared him straight in the eye, and just took his shirt off.

"What-! Schlatt put a shirt on!" Techno shouted, face going red because of the shirtless male in front of him, "I told you I had no other clothes! I dont have any shirt to put on while I wait!!" Schlatt shouted back, rolling his eyes. "Well then-" techno started to say, then quickly stopped himself, realizing he didnt have a solution either.

"Here wait I have an idea," schlatt went into technos room and grabbed his red cape thing that always hung on the wall. He put it on and then returned to techno, "Look see, problem solved now." Since the cape thing or whatever (idk man) was extra big (bc its technos) it covered the small ram completely.

"Hey but that's mine!" Techno shouted again. Schlatt scoffed, "it's fine man you're not wearing it anyways,"

"Hmph, fine I guess, just dont get it dirty," techno grumbled, "hey I'm not some slob! I wont get it dirty."

"Sure, schlatt."

Chapter 10: Micheal :(((( [fluff]

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Schlatt and techno both agreed to never speak of that kiss ever again, they finished the book, then both of them pretended that that kiss was something that could never happen, and that it definitely totally absolutely did not happen at all. Philza returned the next day, and there was no way that he didnt know. Schlatt couldnt understand it, the way Phil seemed to know everything about everyone. But it didnt matter. Kissing techno? Never happened at all.

That didnt mean there wasnt some sort of tension however, whenever one or the other did something nice for eachother then you could tell there was something there. Techno had gotten more confident with schlatt, but that didnt mean he wasn't awkward sometimes. Schlatt was.. well, Schlatt. He stayed the same, although getting a bit more flustered then anyone should be whenever techno was sweet to him

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"Techno, hand me the syrup will ya?" Schlatt was sitting at the breakfast table grumpily. Phil was quietly eating his food, and glanced over to techno, who was apparently too busy reading another book. "What's the magic word?" Techno looked up at schlatt with a small smirk. "No, hand me the syrup man," Schlatt responded, crossing his arms.

"What's the magic word, schlatt?" The ram grumbled, "why cant you go back to being all nice and nervous?" Techno looked up at him with a raised eyebrow, "Its because I'm used to you being annoying now, and because you're not some guest," Technoblade went back to reading his book, "So what's the magic word, schlatt?"

Philza sat there, getting used to their bickering. That didnt make it any less annoying however, Philza found it funny how they always end up calling eachother names like 'pig' or 'sheep'

"Okay, pig," there it is, "hand me the syrup, please?" Schlatt looked at techno with a smug grin, "Okay, here you go, sheep." Who knew passing syrup could be so passive aggressive? "I'm not a sheep," schlatt said as he snatched the syrup from technos hands.

"Sorry about that, sheep," Techno responded, continuing to pay attention to his book more than the angry ram in front of him. "You know what? I could totally beat you up," Schlatt said confidently, leaning back in his seat and pouring syrup on his pancakes.

Techno found that absolutely ridiculous, he laughed loudly as if it was the funniest thing he's ever heard. Phil just shook his head, finishing the food on his plate and putting the empty plate in the sink. "Hey! Dont laugh, I could totally kick your ass!" Techno stopped laughing and gave schlatt a serious glare, "Okay, finish your food, then we can fight,"

Schlatt hesitated for a moment, then started to eat his food rather quickly, "I'm gonna win and you're gonna look like a fool!" Schlatt shouted, and Phil shook his head, "Make sure to use your wooden practice swords, Techno," Philza glanced at techno, knowing if he used his normal sword he'd tear schlatt apart. Techno nodded, then turned to schlatt, who was already almost done with his plate of food.

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Phil was came out side with the wooden swords, seeing techno and schlatt standing in the snow, Phil walked to techno and offered the two wooden swords to him.

"I'm going to go easy on you, alright schlatt?" Techno said, taking the wooden swords from phil, who then walked over and sat on the bench on the porch of their house, "What? Im not some dumb child Techno!" Schlatt said, offended. Techno walked over to schlatt and set his hand on his shoulder, then leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I could break all of your bones with this wooden stick alone, Im going to go easy on you." Shivers went up schlatts spine, and he wasnt sure whether it was because of how cold it was outside or because of how scary techno had sounded.

Without another word, they started their 'sword fight'. Schlatt was just slashing at techno, making no real calculations or having any sense of direction. Techno, on the other hand, was not attacking at all, simply just blocking schlatts erratic slashing. It reminded him of how tommy would fight.

"You fight like a child," Techno remarked, which just made schlatt more aggresive with his movements. At some point, schlatt had started moving fast, which caught techno off gaurd a bit. Once schlatt noticed that, he made a sudden move and smacked technos sword out of his hands. Techno was able to dodge all his movements, which made schlatt mad to the point when he tackled techno, straddling him and slowly trying to push the wooden blade to technos neck so he could win. Techno had one hand on the handle of the wooden blade, then put his other hand on what would be the sharp edge of a sword.

Eventually, Techno had been able to knock schlatt on the ground, both of them switching places. Because schlatt had not expected it, Techno was able to push the sword to his neck, hitting it. Techno got off schlatt and stood up, taking the wooden sword with him. He looked at schlatt with a smirk, then bonked his head with the end of the sword.

"Gotcha," Techno chuckled and schlatt stood up. "Hmph," Schlatt huffed, walking over and sitting on the bench next to Phil. "That was good Techno, but next time remember, if that was a real sword you would've cut your hand up holding the blade like that," Techno walked over to phil, rubbing his hand slightly, "You know that wouldn't phase me at all Philza," Schlatt glanced at the tall males hands and noticed scars in the shape of lines on his palm. He gulped, turning away and pretending to be interested in the pine trees that surrounded the house.

"So what were you saying about winning schla-"

"Techie!!!!" Technos ears perked up and he turned around immediately, seeing a piglin hybrid kid and his enderman father chasing after him. "Micheal, wait-" Ranboo said breathlessly, and Techno ran over to the small boy.

"Techie!!!!!" Techno scooped up the giggling boy, booping him on the nose which just made him explode into giggles again. Ranboo walked over, exhausted. The enderman should've been able to catch micheal, but his little kid energy was too much for the man.

"Hey- uh- hey techno, sorry that this is so sudden but uh-" "Its okay, I can watch after micheal," Techno answered immediately, not even letting ranboo finish his sentence, "O-oh, really?"

"Wait, we're gonna have a little kid running around the house?? I don't like kids man" Schlatt complained, walking over to ranboo and techno. Ranboo glanced at him for a moment then immediately looked away when schlatt made eye contact.

"Dont worry schlatt, hes a sweet little guy," Techno said, tickling the child's tummy, making him burst into laughter. Ranboo smiled, "Yeah, just be nice to him and hes nice to you, Thank you, also, for watching him, tubbos working on something with jack and I have to go mining so-"

"Yep, we got it Ranboo, he'll be alright," Techno assured Ranboo, who sighed in relief. Schlatt was skeptical about this, he did not like kids.

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"Pink hair!" Micheal tugged at technos hair, "Hm? Yeah it is pink," Techno smiled, and Micheal shook his head no. "Pink hair mine pink!" The kid yanked on technos head again and then pulled on his own hair slightly. "Ohh, were you pointing out that we both have pink hair?" Micheal nodded happily, clapping his small hands.

Micheal and techno were sitting on the couch, just relaxing, techno listening to micheals toddler talk and just agreeing with him. Schlatt and philza were in the kitchen, making soup for lunch. Schlatt let out a loud laugh at one of Phil's jokes and Michael's ears perked up a bit.

The small child crawled onto technos lap and stared him straight in the eyes, then whispered

"Sheep"

Which just made techno absolutely burst into laughter, making micheal giggle too. Techno picked up micheal and rushed to the kitchen.

"What do you want techno?" The ram asked, crossing his arms and leaning next to the counter where phil was cutting up carrots. "This is the funniest thing ever, micheal say the thing," techno held micheal out to the point where he was inches from schlatts face. Micheal booped schlatts nose and giggled, "sheep!"

Philza snorted and techno began laughing again, which made schlatt grumble and move the kids hand from his face. "I am not a sheep..." he shot techno a glare and techno just smiled. "Here, you said you dont like kids right? why dont you hold him, I think he'd like you, sheep." Schlatt glared at techno again, but held his arms out in an annoyed way, wanting to get over with it. Techno put micheal in schlatts arms and micheal just stared at the ram.

Then, micheals eyes drifted down to what schlatt was wearing, which was his usual blue sweater. He balled some of the cloth in his hands and bounced excitedly, " 's blue!!!" He giggled looking up at schlatt. Schlatt was very confused by this small child who was far too excited by the sight of blue, while techno just grinned at him.

"Micheal likes blue yknow," Phil commented, starting to cut up potatoes for his soup. Micheal nodded his head again, then wrapped his arms around schlatts neck and hugged him tightly. Schlatt flinched for a second, and techno just gave him a soft smile.

"sheep blue, sheep pretty!" micheal mumbled in schlatts shoulder, still hugging him tightly. Techno gave schlatt a 'told ya' look and schlatt rolled his eyes.

"okay techno, maybe this kid ain't that bad."

Chapter 11: gay gay hom*osexual gay

Chapter Text

Everyone was sitting at the dinner table, Micheal was sitting next to techno while schlatt and phil were next to eachother.

"Soup soup! soup yummy!" Micheal bounced in his seat, eating his soup happily. "Well Phil made the soup Micheal, so what do we say?" Techno patted micheal on the head and micheal nodded, "thank youuuu!"

Phil smiled at the small boy and nodded, "You're welcome Micheal, I'm glad you like it."

While everyone else was enjoying their lunch, schlatt was sitting there, thinking. He hadn't touched his food at all, and was staring at techno and Micheal for almost the entire meal.

"Schlatt? You alright?" Techno asked, concerned. Schlatt snapped back to reality and just nodded, "Yea- yeah no, I'm good," He mumbled, starting to eat his food as micheal stared at him.

"Techie techie, help," Micheal patted technos shoulder and tugged at the zipper on the pocket of his jacket. "Oh? You need help bud?" Techno asked and micheal nodded. Phil chuckled a bit at the two and schlatt just observed.

Techno opened micheals pocket for him and the small toddler started to bounce happily. He then pulled out 3 small flowers from his pocket. They were in surprisingly good shape, not even looking that wilted at all. One was a cornflower, one was a peony, and the other was an allium.

"For sheep sheep," Micheal smiled, shoving the flowers onto technos chest. Schlatt just furrowed his brows, confused by why the small kid wanted to give him flowers, and offended on how he called him sheep.

"Wha- Why're you giving these to me then?" Techno asked, taking the flowers from Micheal, "Give to sheep sheep," Micheal nodded and Techno just gave him a confused look, "Why can't you just go around the table and give them to him?" The older piglin asked, while phil and schlatt chuckled a bit.

"Because I'm eat soup," Micheal resumed to eating his soup like he was the most busy person in the world and techno just shook his head.

"cmon techie give sheep flowers!" Micheal shook technos arm and techno rolled his eyes, reaching his hand that had the flowers across the table to schlatt, who took them immediately.

"Hm, why'd you give him flowers micheal?" Phil asked smiling at the small boy and continuing to eat his food. "Because sheep sheep look sad and flowers make evryone happy happy," Micheal said and grinned, while techno and schlatt glanced at eachother.

Schlatt put the three flowers in his pocket and nodded slightly, "Thanks..."

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"I don wanna sleep," micheal flopped on technos bed, rolling around stupidly. Techno laughed as he sat on the bed next to micheal, "Well you gotta sleep Micheal." Micheal looked at him grumpily, then sat up quickly.

"Can we read book??" He said, shaking technos shoulder, "Hmm, yeah, but first, change into your pajamas," Techno responded, booping micheals nose and making him giggle. The small kid nodded and ran off to Phil, who always had extra clothes for him.

"Hm, that kid sure is energetic," Schlatt mumbled as he leaned against technos doorway, "Yeah, I told ya he was sweet."

"Hey, uh, earlier, you looked kinda... I dont know, sad," Techno mumbled, still sitting on the bed. The ram sighed, walking over and sitting next to techno, "bleh..." He muttered, avoiding technos stare.

"Just something on your mind?" Techno asked and schlatt continued to look away. "I guess? I dont know, its nothing man, I'm fine," he gave techno an annoyed glance and the piglin hybrid just rolled his eyes.

"Okay, mister dramatic..." Techno remarked as schlatt shoved him to the side, "I'm not dramatic, yknow what they call me?" Schlatt crossed his arms, "Mister dramatic?" Techno joked and schlatt shoved him away again.

"I got jammies!!!" Micheal ran into the room and saw the two there. "Sheep sheep!" He smiled and ran up to schlatt, jumping joyfully. "Techie techie is sheep gonna stay with us tonight?" Micheal asked climbing onto the bed and sitting in technos lap. Micheal and techno were sharing a room because the once guest room that micheal would sleep in was now schlatts room.

"Mmm, no." Techno glared at schlatt and he rolled his eyes. "Wha- Nooooo!!! I wan sheep to stay!!" Micheal whined, getting off technos lap and standing in front of him angrily.

"I don't know techno, I could stay for night time story," Schlatt said, laying his head on technos shoulder, trying to annoy him. Micheal jumped and nodded rapidly, "Pleaseeeee!!!???" Techno sighed

"Fine, I guess."

Chapter 12: story time

Chapter Text

Micheal was rummaging through technos chest of extra kids books, trying to find one that he wanted to read. Schlatt and techno were sitting on the bed, waiting for micheal to pick a book.

"This one this one!" Micheal smiled, bringing the book to techno. "The princess and the frog?" Techno read the title, "I dont think we've read this one together before." Micheal nodded, "that's why I picked it!" He climbed on the bed and techno looked to schlatt. The ram just shrugged

Techno scooted onto the bed, leaning his back on the headboard. Schlatt sat on the other side of the headboard, and micheal sat in the middle of the two.

Techno started reading the book, micheal happily listened and schlatt made dumb remarks. One of them being, "you're an ugly frog techno," to which techno responded with "well then give me another kiss princess" which shut schlatt up for the rest of the time.

When they finished the book, micheal was already asleep, snoring softly.

"So uh, when is Ranboo gonna pick him up?" The ram asked, confused about how long the kid was gonna stay. "Ranboo usually loses track of time when he goes mining, he goes mining when micheals gone," Techno clarified, "and tubbo usually takes 1 or 2 days working on... bombs? I forget often, but tubbo or ranboo should pick him up tomorrow morning maybe." Schlatt blinked

"Wow, how do they even manage that sh*t?" Techno shrugged in response, carefully moving micheal from the spot where he was leaning on techno and putting the book in the book chest.

"Its late, you should head to your room," Techno sighed, moving the blanket over micheal. Schlatt looked at the blanket and started to laugh, "Holy sh*t man, I still have your dumb white blanket," Techno chuckled a bit, "You can keep it, it probably reeks of you" schlatt gave him an offended look, "I do not reek for your information, they call me mr fresh," Techno rolled his eyes and sat next to the sleeping boy.

"You can keep it though, if you like it that much I guess," Techno smiled at schlatt, which made the ram go slightly red, "shut up freak"

Techno held back his laughter, not wanting to wake up micheal, "Wha-?? Freak?? I was being nice!" Schlatt grumbled and turned away from techno.

"Who cares, whatever..." schlatt plopped back on the bed, just laying there. Techno kicked him, which was easy to do considering he was just laying on the foot of the bed. "Hey, what was that for!?" Schlatt angrily said, "Move, this is my bed," Techno responded.

"No, now I'm gonna sleep here out of spite," (me) Schlatt crossed his arms and turned around, his back facing techno. Techno rolled his eyes, "fine, goodnight sheep." He reached over to the lamp on the bedside table and turned off the light.

"Hey, no! You're supposed to get mad!" Schlatt whispered angrily. Techno just looked at him and kicked him again, "I'm tired, it's too late for your shenanigans. If you wanna sleep there then you can sleep there, just as long as you arent in my way," Techno grumbled, his voice deeper than usual because he was tired. Schlatt shut up, turning back on his side and grumbling slightly, "still sleeping here" he mumbled.

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"Sheeeeeep! Sheep sheep wakey wakey!" Schlatt opened his eyes to see micheal, who was shaking him a little too much. "Okay micheal, leave schlatt alone." Techno scolded the boy and he stopped immediately, "okayyyy," the kid said

Schlatt sat up on the bed, techno was already up and was digging through the closet. "Mornin..." schlatt mumbled. Micheal sat next to schlatt happily. Micheal frowned, "sheep sheep where blue ???" Schlatt had changed into a grey shirt last night so he could sleep (yknow pjs) Micheal liked schlatts blue sweater more than anything. "Oh yeah its uh, being washed...?" He said, looking over to techno. The taller man just shrugged, "Yeah I think so... Micheal, go get changed," Techno said, still looking through the closet.

"can I wear blue ???" Micheal asked, "Maybe, check if phil has anything blue for you," Techno smiled at the boy and he nodded, running over to Phil's room.

"What're you looking for techno?" The ram asked. "My uh... farming shirt..." The man responded, still looking through the closet. "Wait, the farm behind the house is yours?" Schlatt questioned, "I thought it was Phil's..." He mumbled. "No, no its mine... and I gotta harvest it before random animals come and eat it all," Techno grumbled, "I dont want to get my nice clothes dirty..." He looked up at schlatt for a second, giving him a confused look.

Techno walked over to one of the chests in the corner of his room, "Are you gonna, uh, get dressed for today?" Schlatt tilted his head, "are we going somewhere?"

"Aha! Finally..." Techno pulled out a shirt from chest and sighed contentedly, "No, we arent going anywhere," Techno answered schlatts question, "shoo shoo, I gotta get changed" Techno pushed schlatt off his bed.

"Awwwww now I wont get to see the wonderful technoblade with his shirt off," Schlatt swooned dramatically and plopped back on the bed. Techno just threw one of the pillows from the bed on him, "Shut up, get outta here," He grumbled and Schlatt threw the pillow back at him, "Boooooo..."

Techno gave him an annoyed look and turned away, his back facing schlatt, "I'm gonna get changed, either get outta here or close your eyes sheep." The piglin grumbled again, taking his shirt off. "wOAH OKAY OKAY I'LL LEAVE-" Schlatt said, louder than he intended to, his face going red. He left the room and shut the door, sighing softly.

"sheep sheep?" Schlatt looked down to see micheal, who was dressed in a blue and black striped shirt, with overalls too. "Er- Yeah bud?" Schlatt cleared his throat, standing up straighter than he was before. "Are you and techie like dada and papa?" Micheal said, hugging a small chicken plush that he must've gotten from Phil. "Uh..." Schlatt walked away from the technos door a bit, and micheal followed, "what do you mean?" He asked. Micheal played with the little wing on the chicken plush, "Like how dada an papa are marr- marwid-?" Micheal stumbled on his words, looking down for a second, "Married?" He said in more of a 'am i saying that right?' way. Schlatt nodded, "Yeah- wait no-! nO we uh- we arent like your dads, uh..." The ram avoided eye contact and Micheal just gave him a confused look.

"Guys, foods been ready for like, 10 minutes. Get down here, unless you want cold eggs!" Philza shouted from downstairs.

"Okay, how about we go downstairs and eat, yeah?" Schlatt changed the topic of the conversation and micheal nodded happily. "Yeah yeah!" The kid ran downstairs and schlatt sighed in relief, following after him.

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Micheal was helping clear the table, picking up and forks and plates then handing them to Phil, who was washing dishes. Techno was already outside, harvesting the vegetables from his farm and planting new ones. Schlatt was outside too, just saying unuseful things as always. Phil smiled hearing the two fight from outside, and micheal paused for a second.

"Phil?" Micheal asked, handing a plate to the man and standing next to him. "Yeah Micheal?" Phil turned off the sink, then turned to micheal, knowing micheal would have a long conversation as always.

"Are techie and sheep sheep like dada an' papa?" Micheal asked, playing with the small wings on the chicken plush he had been holding all morning. Philza smiled, "hm, what do you mean mate?"

"Like like uh dada and papa both uh uhm..." Micheal stood there, gathering his words, "They both..." He mumbled, "Techie and sheep sheep play fight like papa and dada" Micheal said, proud that he had been able to finish his sentence, "An' an' they also uhh mess with eachother like dada and papa!" Philza hummed in agree ment, "I think they might be a little like your dada and papa then huh?" Micheal nodded, smiling.

"But..." Micheal started, "they are not marwi- married?" Micheal corrected himself. "Oh yeah, techno and schlatt arent married," Philza patted micheals head, "why?" Micheal responded. Phil chuckled then shook his head slightly, "I dont know mate, they get along so well, why arent they married yet!?" Micheal giggled

Then there was a knock on the door. A small tap, Philza recognized it immediately. Micheal and Phil walked over to the door, "Do you remember Wilby, Micheal?" Phil asked, and micheal jumped happily. Philza opened the door

"Hey Phil," Wilbur was leaned against the door frame, smiling joyfully. Micheal grinned, "Wilby Wilby!!!" Micheal shouted, reaching his arms up. Wilbur smiled and picked up the small boy, "Hey little dude, I didnt know you were here!" Wilbur chuckled, rufflung the little boys hair.

"C'mon in wilbur, we just finished breakfast but I can get you a drink or a snack if you'd like," Phil patted wilburs back when he walked in. "I'm good Phil, I actually finished eating my breakfast on the way here" Wilbur laughed setting down Micheal on the couch in the living room and sitting next to him. Phil sat on the chair that was next to the couch and they started chatting, micheal playing with wilburs beanie and then adding his own input into the conversation every once in a while.

"Hey, uh, wheres techno?" Wilbur asked. "Oh he's uh outside, doing his farming." Phil responded, "you can go back there and chat to him if you'd like, I can sit with micheal," Phil smiled at wilbur and wilbur nodded, "Yeah, thank you, I just gotta ask him something," Phil hummed, "Go ahead"

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"Wow techno, you look so good right now, has anyone ever told you how hot you are?" Schlatt teased, leaning against the outside wall of the house, watching as techno worked. Techno sighed, "Schlatt what do I have to do to get you to shut up?" He set down his hoe (dont laugh you dummy's it's a hoe) and gave schlatt an annoyed look, the ram had been making annoying comments for the last 20 minutes, it was getting on his nerves. "Nothing can shut me up, sorry pig," The ram shrugged with a smug smile

Techno walked over to schlatt, pining him against the wall which made schlatt let out a small yelp. The taller man leaned to schlatts ear, whispering,

"shut the f*ck up before I make you."

"Woah ho ho uh..." Wilbur chuckled nervously. Techno immediately shoved schlatt to the side, which made the ram fall on the floor, "That hurt, dick!" Techno cleared his throat walking over to wilbur, and ignoring schlatt, "Er, hey Will, what are ya doin here?" Techno asked, but wilbur was just looking over at schlatt.

"Sorry uh, pardon me," Wilbur started "Techno can I talk to you privately?" Techno tilted his head and nodded. "Schlatt uh, I just need to borrow techno for a second" Schlatt rolled his eyes and nodded, "Yeah sure whatever..."

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Wilbur and techno walked into the kitchen, Techno smiled slightly hearing micheal and phil play from the other room.

"So what'd you need Will?" The piglin hybrid asked, leaning against the counter. Wilbur was biting his nails, pacing back and forth, "Has... has schlatt been here? This whole time?" Wilbur finally said, stopping his pacing. Techno nodded, "Yeah, about almost a month I think," Wilbur sighed, "I thought he had died or something out here..." Techno just gave wilbur a confused look.

"Will, what're you on about?" Wilbur shook his head, "Sorry, I shouldve given more clarification, see when schlatt got kicked out of town, not everyone wanted to kick him out yknow? Me, ranboo, tubbo.. some others... Doesn't really matter I was worried I thought he died yknow so-" Wilbur cut himself off, "I'm just relieved that hes here and hes safe yknow..." Techno tilted his head, wilbur was never one to care about someone this much, "Yeah, hes been fine." Techno assured Wilbur.

"Yeah, yeah... I dont know why I'm so worked up actually I'm just glad hes safe..." Wilbur muttered, and techno just nodded. "Hey uh also..." The brunette mumbled

"Are you two... dating or something?"

Chapter 13: schlatt moment schlatt moment

Chapter Text

Schlatt was sitting outside, just straight up on the floor. Wilbur and techno were inside talking about something, while schlatt was just making small balls of snow then crumbling them

"Stupid techno..." He mumbled, remembering what had happened seconds before wilbur took techno inside. Schlatt stood up, kicking the snow and mumbling curses. His face grew red, the fact that techno had pinned him to the wall finally sinking in.

"Mmmph..." He covered his face with his hands and sank back down onto the snow covered floor. It was super cold outside, he had only been wearing his blue sweater and a jacket that techno had given him one day. His face went red again at the thought of techno.

"That's so..." Schlatt looked down at his jacket, "...stupid. f*cking stupid..." He grumbled, only really calling himself stupid. He sat there, wondering what was taking Wilbur and techno so long.

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"No, we arent dating, why the hell would you think that?" Techno crossed his arms, pretending that face didnt flush slightly red at all. Wilbur gave techno a confused look then laughed a bit, "You had him pinned against the wall back outside techno," Technoblade looked away, "Shut up, whatever, why're you even asking about this?" Wilbur stood there for a moment, tugging on his sleeves and laughing nervously.

"Well yknow, I really think schlatt is cool and uh-" Wilbur started, then stopped speaking, avoiding eye contact. Techno stood there for a moment and walked back outside.

"Wait techno-" Wilbur walked outside too, seeing how techno had just started farming again. He turned to schlatt, who was sitting on the floor. The ram shrugged, then kept messing with the ball of snow he was holding in his hands.

"You should go, I'm busy right now wilbur," Techno glared at wilbur then went back to planting seeds. Wilbur just stood there, confused and concerned, before just nodding slightly, "Yeah, I'll just, uh, talk to Phil then"

Techno didnt respond, and just kept focusing on his farm. Wilbur had gone back inside while schlatt was still sitting there, sensing the undeniable tension.

"Heh, uh... what happened in there?" Schlatt said with a nervous laugh. Techno stopped his farming, setting down the seeds he was holding with a sigh.

"What do you think about wilbur?" He said finally, after a few seconds of awkward silence. Schlatt shrugged, "Hes a friend, i guess? that's all there is to it," Techno looked at him, "That's all there is right? You guys are just friends right? Nothing more?" Techno sounded protective and slightly... threatening. Schlatt nodded with a confused look, "...yeah. I wouldn't get with wilbur at all, ever. Hes just the type of friend thatd you keep as a friend."

Techno nodded, looking back down at the ground. He stayed the for a second, then walked over to schlatt, pulling him into a tight hug. Schlatt yelped quietly, then nervously hugged back.

He felt as if techno could just break his spine right there and then, after all, the piglin hybrid was an entire foot taller than him. He felt small, but also... some what safe.

"What'd uh... what'd wilbur talk about?" Schlatt asked nervously as he felt techno nuzzle his head into his shoulder. "You..." techno mumbled, "some bullsh*t about thinking you were cool or whatever..." Schlat flinched when techno swore, because techno usually does not swear at all, and he sounded mad.

"and... that got you mad?" The ram asked, leaning his head onto technos shoulder, enjoying the warmth he got from the male. "I don't know..." Techno held the man tightly, closing his eyes and enjoying the moment. Schlatt just nodded, humming softly. Was techno really that protective of him?

Techno let go of schlatt, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly, "Sorry..." He muttered. Schlatt just nodded, the two of them standing there somewhat nervously.

"This is... stupid..." Schlatt muttered before yanking techno down by his collar and kissing him softly. Techno kissed back almost immediately, eyes wide and his face red. Schlatt pulled away quickly staring at techno.

The piglin hybrid stared back, stunned. Schlatt blushed and gave him an annoyed look, reaching up and slapping his face.

"Wha- what was that for ???" Techno asked. The ram shrugged, crossing his arms, "Stop lookin at me like that, and get back to your stupid farming!" He turned away while techno still stood there in shock before shaking his head.

"Yeah yeah farming..." He walked back to the seeds he had dropped on the floor, picking them up and planting them, processing what the hell had just happened.

Chapter 14: gay gay hom*osexual gay x2

Chapter Text

Wilbur was in the living room, talking with Phil. Phil had gotten micheal to sleep, which was nice because that meant more quiet.

"Phil, is... is there anything going on with techno and schlatt?" The brunette said, almost out of nowhere. Phil tilted his head, "What do you mean mate?"

"Well, when I went out there techno-" Wilbur laughed a bit, "Techno had schlatt pinned against the wall, and when I asked him about it, he just told me to shut up" Phil chuckled and shook his head, "Well I do know that they've kissed, they made it very obvious with how awkward they are when they're nice to eachother."

Wilbur nodded slightly and looked down. "Why're you asking about this anyways?" Philza asked, adjusting the blanket that was on micheal.

"Well I sorta expected schlatt to live with me, considering I'm not that much near the small town everyone has and because..." Wilbur trailed off, collecting his thoughts, "We're good friends, and I really like schlatt, yknow?"

Phil nodded, opening his mouth to speak when suddenly he heard schlatts loud laugh. Techno and schlatt both came into the room, techno looking annoyed and schlatt just... laughing.

See that would've been normal, but the different thing was that techno was giving schlatt a piggy back ride.

"Pff, what're you two up to?" Phil asked with a small chuckle. "Schlatts making me carry him to go get another jacket because it's snowing more now," Techno grumpily responded and schlatt just let out a co*cky laugh, then turned to wilbur.

"Hey will!" Schlatt said, removing his arm that was wrapped around technos neck and waving slightly. Wilbur smiled a waved back, shifting in his seat on the couch.

"Okay schlatt, I dont wanna carry you up the stairs, can you get off now??" Techno said exhaustedly. Schlatt rolled his eyes, leaning over slightly and kissing techno on the cheek, "That's your payment, now take me up the stairs, pig." Techno blushed with a sigh, walking up the stairs with schlatt.

Once they were gone, Phil turned to wilbur with a confused look, "Okay will, maybe there is something more there, but they've havent said anything, and they havent acted that way to eachother before, maybe something just happened when they were outside," Phil shrugged then continued talking, "I wouldnt ask too much about it, techno always takes his time before telling people things, you and i both know that."

Wilbur nodded, "I suppose schlatt is good here then, huh?" he stood up, looking over at the little piglin boy who was still sleeping on the couch. "I should head out then, thanks Phil," Wilbur walked over to the front door, giving Phil a small salute. Philza chuckled, "Bye mate, try enderpearling home to get there faster, its getting more snowy outside." Wilbur nodded, opening the door and taking out an enderpearl.

"You're gonna drop me!" "Well why're you still on my back!??" "You never set me down!" "You didnt let me!" Techno and schlatt came down the stairs, techno stumbling a bit, still holding schlatt while having two jackets in his hands. Philza chuckled at their bickering, "Stop fighting you two, Micheal's sleeping." They both stopped, turning over to phil and nodding before techno carried schlatt to the back door to continue farming.

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After a while, maybe 10 minutes or so, Phil heard a soft knock on the door. He hummed slightly, standing up and heading over to the door before answering it.

"HeYYY Phil!!!" Philza was greeted by Tubbo and ranboo, tubbo being loud while ranboo chuckled softly. Phil stood out of the way, gesturing for the two to come in, "Come on in, Micheals been sleeping for maybe 30 minutes now." Ranboo thanked Phil and walked inside with tubbo.

They went into the living room, tubbo sitting on the couch next to the sleeping micheal, "God, we can never get him to sleep, thanks phil." Tubbo chuckled and Phil nodded. Ranboo sat next to tubbo and Phil stood there, "Do you guys want any hot cocoa? It is getting colder out there," The older man asked with a smile. Tubbo nodded, "Yeahhhh!! I'm going to accidentally pour so much hot cocoa on ranboo" he crossed his arms and ranboos eyes widened, "Don't actually please-"

Phil walked over to the kitchen, setting up some water to boil in the tea kettle. He looked out the window in the kitchen, the one that shows the backyard where technos farm is.

He smiled watching the two hybrids fight and play outside, schlatt must've distracted techno from his farming, cause now they were having a snowball fight. Philza laughed a bit to himself, shaking his head and taking the hot cocoa powder out of the cabinet.

He knew they were definitely more than friends

Chapter 15: is this angst time??? idk not rlly angst lmao

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Ranboo and tubbo had taken Micheal home, schlatt and techno had finished their farming, and phil was still hanging around, just cleaning. That was the end of their day really, well, except one part.

By the time he'd finished farming, techno was getting... worried? He did his best not to show it, which was a pretty good job considering no one asked him if he was okay.

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p>That doesnt matter, see the thing he was worried about was schlatt.

The voices, as annoying as they are, always gave him some sense of direction. This time he knew they absolutely were not.

Random words like "Ours" or even "keep" and sometimes occasionally "devour" were not useful. At all really, so it was quite annoying to keep hearing them.

But that quite isnt the problem either, the problem is that he knows what's gonna happen soon.

Usually around the end of the month, the voices get far more louder than they should be. And all they seem to want is blood. Phil has said he's done research on this, and apparently this was the time of month people would sacrifice things to the blood god.

If you havent noticed however, no one's really worshipping techno, so theres no sacrifices coming from anyone.

Which basically just makes the voices very aggressive and very murderous. Techno cant stop them either, cant even stop himself.

So hes worried, right now the voices, and him partially, only want to be around schlatt. But he knows at some point, maybe in a day or two, he's gonna go on his crazy blood rampage.

And he's absolutely sure he's going to accidentally kill schlatt.

His solution usually, during this time of month, is to lock himself in his room. And well, tell phil to not let him out and to board up the windows. Even the man himself knows he'd kill so many people. He even almost killed phil at one point, something neither of the two like to talk about.

So, here he was. Staying in his room, not wanting to come out, and not planning on coming out either [me when I'm gay] waiting for the 'rampage' to start and only coming out when it ends.

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Schlatt had noticed the empty seat at the table that breakfast morning. Phil was way too casual about it too.

"Hey uh, where's techno?" Schlatt asking, messing with the eggs on his plate. Phil swallowed the piece of food he was chewing, clearing his throat and responding, "He's in his room." Schlatt raised a brow, confused, but still nodding like he understood.

"So, well, why is he still in his room?" The ram asked. Philza responded with a small chuckle, "Oh yeah, i forgot you dont know mate. He's fine really, he just needs to stay in there for a week or two, it depends," Schlatt was still confused, that answer did not clarify a single thing. "Okay... but why?" The brunette was still super lost here. "Well the voices seem to get super loud and... aggresive? this time of month, so techno likes to keep himself in his room to prevent... hurting anyone." Philza continued to eat his food, he had faltered a little bit at the last part of his sentence, and schlatt had noticed that. "Has he hurt anyone before?" Schlatt nervously asked. Phil stopped eating for a second, staring at his plate, "Well, yeah, of course. There was this time where he had left his room because he was confident that he'd be able to control himself, and I believed in him. He went to go find a swap, because at the time we needed some slime balls for something i cant remember," Phil chuckled slightly, "He'd returned shortly after, maybe about 20 minutes, drenched in blood." Phil's smile faded, setting his fork down on the table.

"I remember what he told me, i was worried that he had gotten hurt, but no," Phil swallowed, "'I killed a village Phil. I killed every man, every woman. I didn't feel any regret when i did the same to the kids'" Phil repeated the words techno had told him, looking down at his plate.

Schlatt sat there, eyes wide, realizing how dangerous techno really was. "He had told me he hated it, he hated how he didnt feel any regret, how the voices had cheered him on." Phil finally continued after a small moment of silence, "He told me not to let him out during this time, even if hes 100 percent confident he wont do anything, he told me to not even let him leave his room after an incident that happened shortly after..." Phil stopped for a second, eyes flashing with a small glint of fear. He stood up, smiling at schlatt, "It's okay though, he'll be fine in his room, just dont expect to see him much this week," He chuckled, setting down his unfinished plate of food on the kitchen counter and leaving the room.

The ram collected his thoughts, still eating his food half heartedly. He wanted to go see techno in his room, just to check up on him, that wouldnt be too bad would it? Just a small hello to see how he was doing. That couldnt hurt, right?

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Schlatt was standing outside technos door, slightly scared to knock. Philza's room was closed, which was strange since he usually kept the door open. That wasnt the task at hand however, Schlatt finally gained enough courage and knocked on technos door.

No response. Schlatt could swear that he had heard shuffling from inside the room. He opened the door, it wasnt locked, which he thought techno would've done in this situation.

He walked inside the dark room, all the lights were off, the windows being covered. And there he was, technoblade. Sitting on his bed, tapping his foot aggressively.

"what do you want?" techno snapped, catching schlatt off guard, "I just wanted to check on you..." Schlatt mumbled and techno sighed softly, "Sorry..."

The ram closed the door, leaning against it, tension filling the room. Techno sat there, but at some point schlatt had noticed that techno tensed up. Techno stood up, walking over to schlatt and pining him against the door. Schlatt let out a small yelp, avoiding eye contact. Techno stayed there, digging his nails into the wooden door, leaving scratch marks on it. The shorter stayed there, absolutely full with fear.

Schlatt wasnt sure why he made this decision, maybe it was the fact that he was so sure techno would've killed him right there, or maybe because he wasnt entirely sure what to do next, but he hugged techno. Tightly, wrapping his arms around him, scared that he might just be snapped in half right there and then. He heard technos breath hitch, and he'd felt the way techno had flinched.

"C'mon man, you're... not all scary like this. this isnt you, dumbass..." Schlatt mumbled, burrowing his face in technos chest. Techno felt... cold. Not warm like he usually was. Eventually, after maybe 3 or 5 minutes, Techno slowly wrapped his arms around schlatts waist, plopping his head on his shoulder. Schlatt flinched, reaching his hand up and petting technos head. The piglin hybrid sighed defeatedly, holding the other hybrid tightly.

Techno could've sworn, that even for a second. He had heard silence. No "Blood for the blood god" No "Kill" Or "murder" Or "destroy"

Silence, pure silence, and god was it lovely.

Chapter 16: fight club ig

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Safe safe safe safe safe safe safe safe-

Techno opened his eyes, seeing philza in the doorway of his room.

The piglin hybrid was on the bed with schlatt, holding him tightly, they were technically spooning, but it was more like techno hugging schlatt as if he was a giant teddy bear.

Phil must've not noticed that techno had opened his eyes, and proceeded to talk to schlatt, who was still awake apparently. Techno didnt care, holding schlatt tighter then drifting back to sleep.

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"Schlatt, you good mate? What happened?" Philza asked schlatt, who was trapped in technos arms basically. The ram responded with a shrug, "I just told him this sh*t is ridiculous and he hasnt let me leave since, I don't... really care about him not letting me leave though..." Phil gave schlatt a nervous smile and nodded, leaving the room.

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Phil was outside, sitting on the wooden bench on his front porch, watching the small snowflakes fall from the sky. He smiled, enjoying the nice calm moment.

Then schlatt came outside.

"PHILZA MINECRAFT!" Schlatt shouted walking up to phil and shaking him unnecessarily. "Schlatt, mate, what the f*ck are you doing?" Phil asked, grabbing schlatts arms to stop him from shaking him.

"Well okay, I don't really have anything to tell you, but I was thinking..." Schlatt said, "Maybe we should go down to the town yknow? Visit Wilbur or something, I don't know, I just think that techno should try getting out! Like of course, hes all weird and dangerous I guess, but I'm sure he can..." Schlatt mumbled, "I dont know, we should just try to give him another chance at controlling himself I guess?"

Phil gave schlatt and unamused glare, "No schlatt." He said flatly, going back into the house. Schlatt followed, "Why? Dude, he did one thing once! Everyone deserves another chance right?" Phil gave schlatt another glare and shook his head.

"Schlatt, you dont understand." Phil grumbled, walking to the kitchen and turning on the tea kettle. "No, I do! You told me what happened, i believe in him, techno can do better!" Schlatt had followed phil into the kitchen, not giving up on his point.

"Mate, Techno had almost killed me once. I had a f*cking knife in my goddamn side, that had been the first time anyone had gotten close to killing me in centuries. He shouldnt be near anyone, hell, you shouldnt have even been with him earlier!" Phil had gotten louder.

"If you've almost been killed before, why does it matter that techno had almost killed you!?" Schlatt was starting to get frustrated, "That's not the only factor, schlatt. Techno has killed families and entire towns and-"

"And you haven't!? God f*cking dammit phil, you're more deadly that techno, dont act like you're some perfect little bitch that hasn't killed a single f*cking person!" Schlatt shouted, cutting off Phil.

Phil stood there, staring at schlatt. He turned off the tea kettle and walked out of the kitchen, going upstairs to his room.

The ram grumbled, leaning against the counter. He decided that if Phil wasnt gonna let them leave then they'd sneak out themselves.

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"Schlatt I don't think..." Techno mumbled, holding his winter coat, not putting it on yet. Schlatt looked back up at him after finishing stuffing his backpack with extra food, "Techno, come on, you'll be fine out there, I'll be with you. Who cares about what Phil thinks? He's all old and sh*t," The ram said, putting on the backpack. Techno put on his coat and followed schlatt downstairs, the voices being unusually quiet.

They both went outside, schlatt smiling at the snow falling down while techno stood there nervously. Schlatt held technos hand, smiling up at him and the two started to walk in the direction of the town.

Schlatt didnt want to go to the town, considering thats where the absolute asshole quackity was. In reality, he really only wanted to go there to see wilbur, and his new reason for going also to just piss phil off. Techno was following schlatt, holding his hand tightly. Schlatt smiled at how nervous techno was about this. Well he assumed he was nervous, techno could be trying not to kill schlatt right there and then. The ram decided not to think about the other option.

Techno walked with schlatt, getting slightly distracted every now and then by the forests or the setting sun. The piglin was calm, the voices not being that loud strangely. He was still holding schlatts hand tightly, scared that if he let go the voices would get loud again.

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They arrived in the small town, being greeted by tubbo, who was outside planting flowers.

"Oh, hey guys! What're you two doin here?" Tubbo asked, finishing planting an allium. Schlatt waved and techno stayed quiet, "We just came to visit Wilbur!" Schlatt heard a small grumble come from techno, but just ignored it.

"Wilburs house is on the outskirts of town I think, maybe around big Qs house? Or farther past it, I'm sure you'll be able to find it," Tubbo smiled and schlatt nodded. "Yeah, thanks tubbo," He waved to tubbo and started to walk more into the town.

There were other people out, none of them really talked to schlatt though. Connor did say hi and talk to them for a second, but other than that no one had talked to the two. Schlatt assumed it was either because, well yknow, no one really liked schlatt. Or that it was because of the almost 8ft tall currently bloodthirsty piglin who was following him.

Quackity was outside his house, talking with Charlie about something. When schlatt had walked past. "Hey, who let you in here asshole?" Quackity shouted out at schlatt (I'm basing quackity off how his lore character acts)

Schlatt turned around to look at quackity, glancing down at his hand as techno squeezed it tighter. "Quackity, leave me the f*ck alone man, I'm just tryna visit wilbur," The ram rolled his eyes and quackity just scoffed, "I'm just sayin, the last time I checked you were kicked out for being an absolute dickhe*d," Quackity said with a smug grin. Charlie, who was realizing the tension going on, quickly left.

Techno let go of schlatts hand, walking over to quackity. Quackity let out a nervous chuckle while schlatt walked over and grabbed technos wrist.

"Cmon man, he's not worth our time," Techno stopped, turning to look at schlatt, who gestured his hand in the way of wilburs house. Quackity let out a small sigh of relief. Techno nodded and schlatt smiled, the two of them leaving to go to wilburs house.

"You okay techno?" Schlatt asked. Techno was along side schlatt, not speaking or saying anything. He had let go of schlatts hand, and was now somewhat more frightening. The piglin hybrid just looking at schlatt, moving away the pink strands of hair that were in his face, "I'm fine." He mumbled.

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God he wasnt gonna last. Techno knew it. Any second he'd either stab schlatt or he would absolutely f*cking destroy wilbur.

Wilbur and schlatt were sitting on the couch, talking. While techno sat outside, he had told schlatt he just wanted to be outside longer, and schlatt let him. So here he was, sitting outside in the small amount of snow on the floor.

Quackity wasnt that far away.

He could maybe just...

I mean schlatt wouldnt mind right?

After all, quackity was an complete ass. Techno could just...

Techno continued to sit there, lost in his own thoughts, letting the voices take over.

Chapter 17: rest in piece

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A scream, then a muffled one.

Schlatt turned around immediately, looking at the front door. Wilbur had heard it too, setting down his cup of hot cocoa and giving schlatt a concerned look.

Then schlatt remembered that techno had been outside.

He turned back to wilbur, standing up, "I-I'm gonna... check what's going on..." Wilbur nodded, still staying in his seat.

Schlatt walked outside, everything seemed normal, but techno wasnt there. Then another muffled scream, as if someone was trying to keep someone quiet.

It was from the direction of quackitys house.

"No f*ck, you gotta be kidding me-" Schlatt said, running over to quackitys house, which was about 10 minutes away from wilburs.

He arrived at the house, the town was dark, as if everyone had already gone to bed. It was getting late. He opened the door of the house.

Techno, hand over quackitys mouth, knife to his throat, slicing slightly, small drips of blood falling. Techno looked up at schlatt, letting go of quackity for a second, allowing him to scramble to the other side of the room.

"Schlatt man you gotta- you gotta tell him to stop i- I haven't- I dont wanna die man i- I have karl and sapnap I gotta have my f*ckin wedding i-" Quackity coughed, looking over to schlatt then back at techno.

"What the f*ck are you doing?" Schlatt finally said. Techno didnt respond, just stood there, still looking over at quackity. "Techno- stop it man, what the f*ck?" Schlatt walked up to the piglin, reaching up and gently tilting his head to face him.

The pink haired man didnt hesitate for a second, grabbing schlatts hand and swiftly cutting his palm with the knife.

"f*ck-!" Schlatt hissed, falling over, holding his bleeding hand. Techno walked back over to quackity, pulling him up by his shirt with one hand, keeping him against the wall. Quackity let out a sharp hiss, feeling a knife in his side. Techno stayed silent, looking at schlatt one last time before leaving the house

"f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..." Schlatt muttered, moving over to quackity, who was silent, clutching his side. The ram pulled off the small backpack he had kept with him, rummaging through it before finding the potion he had wanted.

"Here its- sh*t uh- healing- take the knife out and drink it directly after..." Schlatt handed the small bottle to quackity who held it and nodded.

"I gotta... find him.." Schlatt left quackity there, hoping that soon enough karl or sapnap would come home and help him.

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Techno had walked deep into a forest, not entirely sure where the voices were telling him to go until he had seen the light from a village nearby.

Blood for the blood go-

"Techno?" The piglin turned around, seeing schlatt standing there. He had seemed to wrap his bleeding hand with some sort of cloth.

Techno didnt say anything, just looking up and staring at the blood that seeped through the small piece of cloth schlatt had on his hand. "Techno, cmon, let's go home..." The ram approached technoblade nervously

"We shouldn't have come here." Techno said, clenching his fists. Schlatt was taken back by how aggressive techno had sounded, "No no no, tech, cmon man-"

"f*cking idiot," Techno said, pulling out one of the small knives he kept on the side of his belt. Schlatt stepped back, unsure whether he should run or not yet.

Swiftly, techno threw the knife, aiming directly at schlatts head. Luckily schlatt had seen it coming and ducked in time. The ram turned to see the knife stuck in the tree behind him.

"Man, stop it, let's go home we can-" Techno cut schlatt off, "It was a horrible idea, trying to make me come out here. It's stupid, you should've just shut up and listened to phil." Schlatt started to grow angry, "Phil doesnt know sh*t! Tech, I still believe in you man, quackity was being an ass; maybe he didnt completely deserve a knife in the side but if I was you I'd go over there and beat the sh*t out of him too!" Techno didnt respond for a good minute or so, he just stood there.

"You're idiotic, and stupid, and f*cking horrible." Techno muttered out, "this isnt some stupid fairytale where you can change the beast or whatever the hell," Schlatts eyes widened, shaking his head at technos words. He didnt mean it.

"get outta here." The piglin hybrid mumbled. "Wha..what?" Schlatt shook his head, "No no techno cmon we can-"

"Get the f*ck out of here, I dont want to see your stupid f*cking face," Techno grumbled, glaring at schlatt.

Schlatt was shocked technos words, taking a few steps back, "Fi...Fine! You're a stupid asshole too! Cant even f*cking control yourself, you're like a toddler!" Schlatt shouted angrily, tears in eyes. Techno didnt say anything, he just started to walk off in the other direction.

Schlatt huffed, wiping away the tears in his eyes, looking back at his hand that had been cut by techno himself. No, techno didnt mean any of what he said.

Right?

Chapter 18: a/n lmao [just saying how im deleting other a/ns so not to worry abt it seeming like less chapters]

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i deleted like that one a/n and i might delete some more that dont rlly need to exist which is technically all of them so if ur like "omg why chapters gone :[" theyre just the a/ns that are gone also OVER ONE THOUSAND READ S??????? EPIC POGGERS THANKS ILY

Chapter 19: times like these where I

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Wilbur watched as schlatt paced back and forth nervously in his living room. Schlatt had explained what had happened, and of course, wilbur was worried too. Techno was like a brother to him, he had known the piglin since he was a small child. Of course he was worried.

But... schlatt had seemed to take it... more importantly? As if it was a single priority, finding techno and bringing him home. Wilbur didnt see it that way because, well, he was used to it really. These little rampages techno would go on. Wilbur was used to them happening.

He'd sneak downstairs, when it was far too past his bedtime, noticing one of the lights on and techno and his father sitting there. He never heard what they'd talk about, but he knew it was never something good considering the blood on the young hybrids hands and the way Phil had stood there so... seriously and nervously.

So Wilbur didnt see that much of a problem with this, and maybe that wasnt the best thing. But he had schlatt to make up for all the worrying wilbur had never done, and jesus christ was schlatt worried.

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After a while, schlatt finally gathered his thoughts, stopping his pacing. Wilbur had been sat on the couch, watching schlatt walk back and forth, while not being that helpful at all.

"He would've gone back to Phil's house right?" Schlatt asked wilbur, as if the man had an answer. "Uh, maybe, I mean, he did always go to phil when he was like this," Wilbur responded, leaning back on the couch.

Schlatt nodded, "Okay, I'll just head there first, he'll definitely be there then..." The ram picked up the backpack that he had set on the floor after he had returned from talking, well, arguing with techno.

"Wait-! Schlatt uh," Schlatt had opened the door, getting ready to leave, but being stopped by wilbur. "If, uh, if anything goes wrong, you can always stay here with me" Wilbur said, giving schlatt a caring look.

The hybrid only nodded before giving wilbur a small wave and leaving the house.

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The piglin hybrid walked in the snow, it was dark, super dark.

He looked down at his hands and his clothes.

Blood.

A lot of it.

He immediately looked away, hating how the voices seemed to chant louder at the sight of it.

He sat down, leaning against one of the pinetrees in the vast forest, pulling his knees close to his chest.

"It happened again, didnt it?"

Techno looked up. Schlatt was standing there, a soft smile on his face.

"I-" Techno started, then shook his head.

"I'm sorry"

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Schlatt had ventured through the forest, accidentally stumbling upon techno. He was headed to Phil's house, but that didnt seem needed anymore considering the person he was looking for was right here

"It happened again, didnt it?" Schlatt asked, noticing how technos clothes were covered in blood, remembering the story that phil had told him.

Techno stuttered for a second, mumbling something schlatt couldnt really hear.

"What?" Schlatt asked, he thought techno had said something like 'I'm sorry' but he wasnt completely sure.

"I'm sorry," Techno said, louder than before. The ram tilted his head slightly, he couldnt see technos face, but he sounded like he was crying.

"I didnt mean to- I'm- I'm sorry I didnt want to I didnt mean to I didnt want to hurt anyone I didnt want them to think I was more of a monster than I am already i-" Techno was starting to ramble on, his voice quiet but still loud enough to hear quiet sobs inbetween words.

"Tech, no its... it's okay you couldn't control yourself-"

"But I shouldve tried-! I-I found a village, there were families... I didn't..." Techno faltered, pulling his knees closer to his chest, hiding his face. Schlatt sighed, walking over and sitting next to techno.

"You really can't fix it," Schlatt said, "But... I mean, you can do better to make sure it wont happen again. I'm glad I did take you outside though, I dont want you to just stay in your room, thinking that you're just some bad person..."

"I am though..." Techno muttered. "Well I mean, maybe, but you can always do better," Schlatt smiled slightly at techno, who looked up at the ram.

"Let's get home," schlatt said, standing up and reaching out his hand to techno. Techno looked at the bandages on schlatts hand, taking it and standing up.

Techno pulled schlatt into a hug, tightly holding onto him. "I'm sorry about your hand..." he mumbled into schlatts shoulder. The smaller hybrid hummed, reaching up and petting technos little pig ears, remembering how it seemed to calm him down.

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When they had returned home, phil had smothered the two in worry, wondering where they had been. He scolded schlatt, but in the end just told him he was happy the two were safe.

Techno had walked into schlatts room after cleaning himself up and changing his clothes. Schlatt was sitting on his bed, not really doing anything, but just relaxing. "What's up tech?" The hybrid asked, glancing up at the standing man in front of him.

He seemed as nervous as he was on the first day schlatt was here, which made the ram hybrid chuckle. He patted the mattress, gesturing for techno to come sit next to him. The piglin did, sitting on the bed nervously. Schlatt chuckled, leaning his head on technos chest and wrapping his arm around him, which made techno flinch slightly.

The larger was still, not sure what to do before just wrapping his arm around schlatt, letting himself get a bit more comfortable.

"Why'd you come in here, huh?" Schlatt chuckled, cuddling onto techno. Techno just shrugged.

"I don't know, wanted to be with you..."

Chapter 20: woa woa woa woa

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After that night, techno wasnt like he usually was during these little blood thirsty rampages, and phil absolutely noticed that.

The way he had been more... emotional? Techno was always emotional after and during this time, but he was always angry, and just frustrated.

But this time he was absolutely just like a puppy.

He followed schlatt around the entirety of the past two days, and whenever he wasnt able to follow schlatt around he was scrunched up in a ball on the couch.

Phil knew his mood swings could be bad but what in the f*ck was this?

Schlatt didnt seem to mind actually, and the two could always be found on the couch, cuddling next to eachother.

Phil wasn't agitated by this, just continuing with his daily cleaning and reading. Just more curious what was up with techno.

Definitely was going to talk to techno whenever he got the chance. And schlatt maybe, even though the ram had been salty at him ever since they had that fight a couple of days ago.

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"Hey tech?"

"Mm?"

"What... are we doing?"

Techno raised a brow, sitting up in the bed. Schlatt stayed laying there though. The two had been sleeping in the same bed, just because schlatt was too cold in his room that night, so techno let him stay in his bed.

"What do you mean?" Techno asked, laying back down, wrapping his arm around schlatts waist and burrowing his face in his shoulder. Schlatt ran his fingers through technos hair, "I dont know, are we like, a thing?"

Techno hummed, thinking. "Do... you wanna be?" He muttered out after a while of silence, enjoying the others warmth. Schlatt shrugged, "I mean, do you wanna be a thing?" He laughed quietly, continuing to stroke the others hair.

"Aww... do ya like me that much tech?" Schlatt joked, feeling the way techno had seemed to warm up and hide his face in the crook of his neck. "Mmm..." Techno grumbled, embarrassed.

"Its okay tech, I'll be your little loverboy~" Schlatt kissed techno on the head, hearing the little mumble he let out. "Whatcha talkin about?" The ram asked, tugging on technos hair, gesturing for him to stop hiding.

Techno pulled away, giving schlatt an embarrassed look, a red blush across his face

"You're annoying..." he mumbled, looking away. Schlatt chuckled, "That is definitely not what you said," Techno sighed, staring at schlatt. "What are you lookin at?"

Techno just stayed there, "Can I kiss you?" He muttered out. Schlatt giggled, "Did you just ask your boyfriend if you could kiss him?" Techno rolled his eyes, pulling schlatt into a kiss.

The ram happily kissed back, pulling away after some time. Techno grumbled at the smug look schlatt was giving him, turning around, his back facing schlatt, "Go to sleep, it's like, 2am." Schlatt rolled his eyes, wrapping his arms around techno, cuddling onto him

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Schlatt had stepped out, going to see wilbur. Phil didnt mind it, but techno had seemed to be disgruntled about it.

Philza figured this would be his best chance at talking to techno.

"Hey techno, whatcha up to mate?" Philza asked, sitting next to the scrunched up techno on the couch.

"I dunno..." He mumbled in response, sitting up properly. "You've been more clingy to schlatt lately, somethin going on?" Philza was trying his best to not be too pushy, just tryna figure out what's going on.

"Phil I dont even know I meaneversincethevillagethingandgoingtoschlattstownthevoiceswerentallbloodthirstyandschlatthadhelpedandthevoicesalllikedhimalotand-" Techno rambled on, phil barely being able to hear what he was saying.

"Okay, techno, I didnt hear a single thing you said, repeat that more slowly mate," Phil smiled and techno nodded. "ever since the thing that happened the voices only want schlatt and that's stupid to say because I dotn know why and I suppose I like him a lot too," Techno repeated, focusing on his words more, the sentence still being rushed and not that understandable.

Phil, however, understood technos mumbles, after having to hear them for so long. Philza nodded, leaning back on the couch

"Andwesortamightbedatingnow???"

"Pfff, techno, what is going on?" Phil chuckled. Techno sighed, "Phil I-"

"I dont even know man"

Chapter 21: breakdances

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Phil and techno had talked for some time, clarifying things that phil was confused on and helping techno understand his feelings.

Wasnt really a surprise that techno had been confused about his emotions. He had always been that way, since phil had met him. Confused, maybe just a little bit of a dum dum, but overall sweet.

'Sweet' was... debatable. But still true to Phil, and that's all that really mattered.

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Schlatt had returned shortly after Phil's talk with Techno, bringing wilbur with him.

Techno didnt enjoy the wilbur part.

Of course, techno hadn't been on his blood thirsty killing spree anymore, it was a beautiful new month, almost spring.

So why had they been telling him to kill Wilbur?

The voices were always cryptic and most of the time hard to even understand, considering they always seemed to be speaking all at once.

They were being so loud and prominent at the sight of Wilbur, chanting on about turning him into nothing more but a dead, lying thing on the floor.

For a second, techno had gone to cover his ears, then remembered that no one else was bothered by these shouts and calls for blood.

No one else heard them

No one else knew what it was like.

Techno hadn't been listening to anything that the others were talking about.

He knows he heard laughing and everyone sounded happy.

But it was all muddled, the only sound prominent being the voices.

He hated when they were like this, so so goddamn loud.

So loud that,

It almost sounded quiet

Peaceful.

"Techno, hey, are you okay? You havent said a thing this whole time, what's up?"

Techno was brought back to reality by wilburs voice, who, seemingly, was the only one who noticed how the man was completely zoned out.

"Er- uh, yeah no I'm uh, I'm fine..." Techno responded.

Sure you are

"Just uh, voices being a bit weird lately," That was true, they had only wanted schlatt and had wanted wilbur dead. That's true that's not a ...lie

You're the one being weird

"You sure you're good? Somethin up or anything? Phil and schlatt went to the kitchen to make some tea, you can tell me anything," a warm smile, comforting almost.

Why'd he imply that schlatt or phil would be something to complain about?

"Yes, I'm sure, just tired." He said it more sternly this time, wanting to drop the conversation.

C'mon hes right there, blood god. Don't you want another sacrifice?

"Oh uh, okay then techno."

Blood stains would be on the couch, such a shame.

"I'm gonna... go to the kitchen really quick," Techno abruptly stood up, walking over to the kitchen.

Gonna hide with schlatt again?

Are we only safe with him?.

"Techno, buddy, you okay?" Schlatt asked, looking up st techno, who was holding him tightly from behind.

"Sorry I-" Techno didn't remember doing that, but he must've just done it subconsciously. "I... I think I'm gonna head to bed." He said flatly, responding to schlatts original question.

He let go of schlatt, looking to phil, who gave him a concerned glance.

You never sleep. Always end up thinking of the look phil had given you, fear in his eyes.

God, it'd be lovely to see the god himself cower in fear again, wouldnt it?

Techno stopped looked at phil, shaking his head, and walking up the stairs. "Goodnight..." He said to the others downstairs.

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"Tech, you were acting a bit weird earlier, what's wrong?"

Techno looked up, seeing schlatt in his room, standing in front of his bed.

"Nothing I just... nothing." Techno responded, closing the book he was reading. Schlatt gave him a concerned look, before sitting on the bed next to techno.

"Hey, remember when we read that book? The uh... great gatsby?" Schlatt smiled at techno, trying to brighten the mood. The piglin nodded, not really maintaining eye contact with schlatt.

"Geez that was like, a month ago..." Schlatt leaned his head on technos shoulder, continuing to blabber on about past things that happened, while techno occasionally added his input.

It was nice, calming, just to think about the funny things that had happened. Schlatt finished talking after a while, nuzzling onto techno, falling asleep slightly.

"I think uh, we should do something tomorrow maybe," Techno said after being stuck in his thoughts for a bit. Schlatt hummed, "what're you thinking about doin?" Techno shrugged, "Maybe we can like, cook or bake or just relax..."

Schlatt chuckled softly, "We do that everyday???" Techno grumbled a bit, "I mean like for the whole day, maybe just me and you. No phil wandering around the house and just being ominous, no going and hanging out with wilbur..." techno faltered for a second, "kinda like a date maybe?" He mumbled, looking down at schlatt, who just gave him a soft smile.

"That does sound nice, let's do that tomorrow."

Chapter 22: A/N // PRIDE MONTH !!!

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE :D

IF YOU'RE ALREADY OUT THEN CONGRATS, DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOURE NOT VALID

IF YOURE STILL IN THE CLOSET, THEN YOU'RE STILL SO VALID !!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME BUDDY, NO RUSH, MAKE SURE TO COME OUT WHEN YOU'RE READY :]

I RLLY LOVE ALL OF YOU AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MONTH :D EVERY MONTH EVER ACTUALLY JUST ALWAYS HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME

I PERSONALLY AM PANSEXUAL; HAVEN'T COME OUT YET THO HAHAHHDKSHDJ

OKAY LESSON OF THE DAY

I LOVE YOU

DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT VALID

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT !!!!

Chapter 23: oop [looks around]

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Phil shuffled through the chests, gathering some extra food for techno and schlatt. Techno had said he was gonna take schlatt somewhere, phil didnt know where the hell 'somewhere' was but was sure that it'd be fine.

Schlatt seemed to not know where they were going either, which made phil laugh. He figured techno would be like this, the kinda partner who'd just take someone random places without explaining where they were even going.

Once Phil had finished giving them extra supplies, he bid adieu, the two off on their journey.

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"What're the chances of you carrying me there?" Schlatt asked, already tired even though they'd barely started walking. "You walk to wilburs house, you can walk here on your own, why would you need me to carry you?" Techno questioned, pushing back the hair in front of his face.

"That's because I know I dont have an option for someone to carry me to wills house, but with you here you can just carry me!" Schlatt said, leaning against the taller man walking next to him. Techno sighed, "Fine, c'mon," He couldnt ever really say no to schlatt.

The ram sighed contently as Techno scooped him up, carrying him as if he was a bride. "We'll be there soon," He said, looking down at schlatt.

Schlatt just gave him a smug smile, "Wow technoblade, what secret place are ya takin me to? Gonna take me somewhere where you can have your way with me hm?" Schlatt smirked.

"I'm gonna drop you on the floor," Techno rolled his eyes with a slight laugh at what schlatt was saying. The ram shook his head no, stopping his speaking.

"Okay here we are," Techno said, setting schlatt down. "Its a mountain." Schlatt looked to techno, who just laughed, "No no, see look..." Techno patted the mountain for a second, quickly finding a hidden button and pressing it.

The entire side of the mountain went up, revealing a room inside.

"C'mon, before the door closes back up," Techno took schlatts hand, leading him inside the secret bunker.

"Jesus christ..." Schlatt muttered, observing how the one of the walls was covered in skulls, and how there was armor on stands.

"Okay, okay, see this- we'll ignore this part let's just go over here..." Techno led the other hybrid to a trap door on the floor, opening it and hopping through. Schlatt did the same, observing the new room they were in.

It was filled with chests, some scattered beds around too, bookshelves, other random things. Sort of like a storage room, but in a some what organized way.

"So we can just f*ck around here? Like mess with sh*t?" The ram said, excited. Techno shrugged, "Yeah sure, you can go through anything you want, I just thought you'd like it here since theres a bunch of random things you can go crazy with," Schlatt smiled at Techno, pecking him on the cheek before rummaging through the chests in the room.

"Most of these things are stuff I've gotten during missions or-" Techno was cut off by a gasp from Schlatt, "Woah! What the f*ck is this little thing?" The ram held up a small purple box, that was opening and closing rapidly. "Oh that's a little, uh, Shulker box," Techno took the small thing from schlatt, holding it up to look at the small living thing inside of it. He poked the small thing, which made it shoot out a zap of something; Techno quickly dodged it though, chuckling at the small thing. "That's f*cking sick!" Schlatt took the box from techno, very amused by the lil white thing inside of it.

"Oh see, look at this," Techno said, pulling out a small golden totem from the chest, "This is uh, a totem of undying. It basically saves you from completely dying," He laughed a bit, handing the totem to schlatt, who held it in the hand that wasnt holding the shulker box. Techno continued looking through that chest while schlatt opened up another one.

The shulker box made a small noise, which made schlatt look down at it, "Huh? Tech, this lil guy is making weird noises." Techno turned around, walking over to schlatt and taking the small shulker box. "Here wait, he probably just wants that," The taller grabbed the totem from schlatt, carefully putting it inside of the purple box. The shulker made a small happy noise, opening and closing rapidly again. "It holds things, so if you see anything you wanna take home you can put it inside this lil guys box," Techno handed it back to the ram, who smiled happily again, setting the box on the floor and searching for more things to take.

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"So.. what do we do now?" Schlatt asked, playing with the shulker box while sitting on one of the beds. "Uh, I dont know really, we can stay here for the night if you want, i mean, phil basically packed us enough food for the week," Techno took out some of the bread that phil had given the two, splitting it in half and giving the other piece to schlatt. Schlatt hummed, taking a bite out of the soft bread, "Yea, I think we can stay here for the night, It's somewhat nice and comfy here, considering we're in a f*cking mountain." Techno laughed, walking over and sitting on the bed next schlatt.

"Hey" Schlatt said, finishing the rest of his bread.

"what?" Techno responded, confused by the way schlatt was just staring at him.

"I think you want to kiss me." Schlatt simply said, shrugging with a grin. "Wha- What does that even mean?? We're literally dating!??" Techno laughed, setting down his piece of bread on the bed. "Wow, you do wanna kiss me huh?" Schlatt said with another smirk. Techno rolled his eyes, "I think you want to kiss me and this is just your weird way of asking if you can." The piglin crossed his arms, giving schlatt an unamused look.

"So is that a yes?"

Techno rolled his eyes again, pulling schlatt into a kiss, smiling slightly at the yelp schlatt let out. He pulled away, "There, happy now?"

"Yeah, can we lie down together now?"

Chapter 24: A/n

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I have not updated because j broke my finger and I'm doing summer school be patient I am not ditching this book I just have a broken finger

Chapter 25: oh lawd they f*cking

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Schlatt laid his head on technos chest, toying with the buttons on his shirt.

The two had cleared up the room before deciding to relax, schlatt had put the shulker box in the bag he had brought because he wanted to take it home.

Techno sighed, rubbing schlatts back with a smile, enjoying the calm moment.

"Hey... wanna do something?" Schlatt mumbled, looking up at techno with curious eyes. The larger raised a brow, "Like what?" Schlatt smirked slightly, adjusting himself so that he'd be sitting in technos lap.

"I don't know..." He muttered, brushing some of the long strands of hair away from technos face. The piglin blushed slightly, resting one hand on the rams waist.

"Can... I do something?" Schlatt asked, swaying his hips ever so slightly, giving techno some soft of idea of what he was gonna do. Techno nodded, face heating up. Schlatt chuckled softly, pulling techno into a kiss as he started to grind onto the hybrid.

The ram moaned, pulling away from the kiss and resting his head on the tallers shoulder. "f*ck..." Techno softly muttered, enjoying the pleasure he was getting at the moment.

He laid the ram on his back, still grinding against him slightly while running his hands inside his shirt, exploring the soft skin underneath. Schlatt squirmed, surprised by the sudden dominance from techno, but not complaining in any way.

Techno played with the hem of schlatts shirt, silently asking for permission to take it off. Schlatt nodded, whimpering as techno lifted the shirt up and off of him.

"Please, come on, touch me..." the ram whined, putting his hands above his head. The piglin chuckled softly at how desperate the man below him was. "Wow, I thought you'd be a lot more bratty in a situation like this," He mumbled, leaning over and leaving hickies on the smallers neck, then moving to scatter more marks around his body.

"Mm, so you've thought about having me like this~?" Schlatt remarked, trying to keep up his co*cky persona, but still letting a whine slip out at the end of his sentence.

Techno stopped his kisses, grumbling against the smaller, "Doesn't matter..." He palmed at schlatts obvious boner, trying to shut him up. It worked, luckily, the ram bucking his hips up, trying to get more friction.

"C'mon c'mon... Hurry up and get me undressed!" Schlatt said, pleading for more touches from the taller. Techno laughed again, leaning away from the man beneath him, "Why don't you just get undressed for me then?" He had a knowing smirk on his face, wanting to see schlatt embarrased.

He had achieved that with the way schlatts face went a deep shade of red as he fidgeted with the buckle on his pants, trying to quickly get them off.

Eventually schlatt had removed all his clothes but his boxers, sitting up and starting to unbutton the others shirt. Techno let the ram undo his shirt, it was sweet seeing him so needy like this.

Schlatts breath hitched seeing how nice technos body was, not that he didnt expect it to be that way but it was still surprising. Techno laughed again, it was hard not to with the way schlatt had seemed so small and precious.

Techno laid the ram on his back again, pushing him into the mattress slightly as a way to tell him to stay lying down. The piglin hybrid took off his pants on his own, hearing soft whimpers from schlatt, who was moving his hand down to try to get some sort of pleasure.

"Mm, no." Techno grumbled, taking schlatts hand and placing it back above him. The taller removed schlatts boxers, hearing the whines he was letting out.

"What's up, hm?" Techno teased, running his hands along schlatts thighs. "Please please, c'mon..." The ram bucked his hips up, "Touch me, please...~" The larger hybrid smirked, enjoying the sight of schlatt being spread out on a bed like this.

"You're so cute like this..." He subconsciously mumbled, but then was caught off guard by the moan schlatt let out. The ram covered his mouth, avoiding eye contact with the taller.

"Ohh... Is that what you like?" Techno smirked, removing his own boxers before wrapping his fingers around schlatts dick, which made the man let out a muffled moan.

"I think I'll have more fun with that later, but I dont have lube down here obviously, so open up and suck on my fingers," Techno said, rather casually, which caught schlatt off guard as he removed his hand from covering his mouth.

"You dont have any lube?" Schlatt said, as if everyone constantly had lube on them and techno was the weird one. "Of course I dont, what the hell would I do with it??" The piglin rolled his eyes, starting move his hand that was still wrapped around schlatts dick up and down.

The smaller whimpered, opening his mouth as an invitation for the taller. Techno placed three fingers in his mouth, smiling at how schlatt avoided eye contact. He continued to jack the other off, rubbing the tip of his dick with his thumb, which made schlatt whine and grip the bed sheets tightly.

Techno removed his fingers from the others mouth, grabbing schlatts legs and spreading them before sticking one finger up his ass.

"Mmm~ f*ck..." Schlatt moaned as another finger was added, scissoring him open. Techno added a third finger, curling them inside the man and hitting his prostate every now and then. "Ah~! Mmm, sh*t, f*ck, techno...~" Schlatt quietly moaned the others name, whining at the feeling of the fingers being removed.

"Shh, you're doing so good baby," Techno whispered, leaning over and pressing soft kisses onto schlatts neck as he lined himself up with the smallers hole. The ram moaned again, which was the reaction techno had expected.

He leaned back to his original position, slowly pushing himself into schlatt, watching the facial expressions of the man. The ram had his eyes shut closed, gripping the sheets, soft moans escaping his mouth.

Schlatts breath hitched when techno had gotten half way in, which made him stop to give schlatt a moment to catch his breath. "F- ah~uck! You're big, sh*t..." He said, voice breathy and quiet.

After a while the ram nodded, letting techno fully push himself inside, groaning at the tight space. Schlatt was already letting out desperate moans, and techno hadn't even started moving yet.

"God, you take me so well, such a good boy..." Techno said, curious about the reaction schlatt would have from the nickname. Not much to his surprise, the ram had started to whimper and moan again, moving his hips and trying to get more pleasure.

"Please please, f*ck me, move goddammit~! U-use me, I dont care if it's too much, please...~!" Small tears formed at the corner of schlatts eyes, which was enough for techno to start thrusting into the smaller at a somewhat fast pace.

"So good, yeah? Such a good boy, mm~" Techno moaned, enjoying the pleasure he was feeling. "Mm~! faster please!" The ram was moaning loudly, feeling technos co*ck hit his prostate, wanting nothing but more of the wonderful feeling.

Techno complied, going faster and also rougher, aiming for his prostate every time he thrusted in. Schlatt was letting out slu*ttish moans, grabbing technos hair and pulling it, trying to ground himself desperately.

"Close, close, please I'm gonna..~" The smaller hybrid warbled, eyes oblivious to the world, the only thing on his mind being how techno was f*cking him into the bed.

He moaned loudly, cumming all over his chest, arching his back. Techno groaned, flipping schlatt onto his stomach, wasting no time thrusting back in, barely giving schlatt time to process what was even happening.

"Be a good boy yeah? Let me finish then we'll get you all cleaned up love," Techno assured schlatt, ruffling the rams hair with his hand while continuing his harsh thrusts. Schlatts head was buried in the sheets, choked moans coming from him as he begged for more, legs trembling from overstimulation.

"Ah f*ck, you're so good, so lovely..." Techno moaned out, thrusts getting sloppier yet still hard and fast. Schlatt was completely undone, barely even comprehending the mans words.

The ram started to let out loud whines, whimpering as his legs trembled harder, which let techno know that he had already came again. "Mm, close.. in or out?" Techno said, slowing his thrusts but still being rough as he gripped the rams hips.

"In, please come in me, f*ck~!" Schlatt moaned out, head spinning from all the pleasure he was experiencing. Techno delivered a few more thrusts before pulling schlatts head up by his hair, ramming into his prostate one more time before cumming deep inside him.

The rams eyes rolled back at the sensation, falling limp onto the sheets when techno pulled out. The larger hybrid flipped the smaller so that he was on his back again, leaning down and giving him a soft kiss on the lips, which the smaller returned.

Techno pulled away, grabbing his boxers and slipping them on before getting up to find a rag to clean the ram off, and possibly a different set of bed sheets.

He returned with a small white cloth, gently cleaning schlatt off, smiling at how out of it the ram was.

"You okay?" Techno asked, placing his hand on the smallers cheek. He nuzzled onto the hand, nodding his head sleepily. The taller chuckled softly, getting the smaller dressed with the extra pair of clothes he had packed just in case. Of course, the clothes were far too big for the ram, but it didn't matter, he looked so cute that techno didnt care about finding him clothes that fit.

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Techno had found himself other clothes that he had kept in one of the chests, so he got dressed before laying down with the already sleeping ram.

Schlatt had just been sleeping on the mattress because techno had taken off the sheets, so he was cold considering there were no blankets.

Techno smiled at the way schlatt had cuddled onto him immediately, smiling in his sleep. The piglin closed his eyes, falling asleep peacefully.

Chapter 26: owa owa

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Schlatt woke up, not quite sure what was happening. He looked around, seeing techno asleep next to him, then remembered what had happened last night.

He went red, laying his head back down and pretending to be asleep again, trying to figure out whether it was a dream or not.

"Hm, you awake or what?" Techno mumbled, eyes still closed. Schlatt looked up at him, "What's it to ya huh?" He grumbled in response, shoving techno away and laying on his side.

"Geez, didn't think you'd be so rude," Techno chuckled softly, propping himself up on his elbow, looking to schlatt who just raised a brow. "Why wouldn't I be?" The ram responded, turning so that his back faced techno.

"I don't know, you were just begging me to f*ck you last night..." The taller hummed, laying down and wrapping his arms around the smaller, who grumbled again.

"Whatever..." Schlatt mumbled, hating how much he enjoyed the safe feeling of being in the others arms. Techno chuckled softly, leaning over and planting small kisses on the rams neck.

"Jesus, you always seem to be so confident when you're half asleep," The smaller hybrid complained, trying not stutter considering techno was still leaving small marks on his shoulder and neck.

"Yeah, got no sense of what's responsible when I'm tired," Techno joked, humming against the soft skin of the shorter man. Schlatt mumbled something unintelligible, shutting his eyes as if he was going to go back to sleep.

Techno smiled, pulling schlatt closer to him before starting to drift back to sleep with a sigh.

Until he heard another mumble from schlatt, which was louder this time.

"Hm, What's up?" He asked, raising his head slightly to get a better view of the man next to him. Schlatt looked embarrassed, avoiding eye contact with the larger male.

"I love you..." He softly muttered, eyes staring off in any direction that wasnt techno, a look on his face that could only be described as annoyed. The piglin hybrid laid back down, a soft chuckle escaping his lips.

"I love you too."

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"Jesus, they've been gone for a while, haven't they?" Wilbur tapped his fingers on the dining room table, while Philza prepared breakfast.

"No, they left just yesterday, I wouldnt consider it to be that long," Philza responded, distributing the food he had cooked onto two plates for him and wilbur.

The tall man had come to Phil's house early, looking for schlatt. Philza informed him that the two hybrids had gone out together, but asked if he wanted to join him for breakfast.

So there they were.

"Geez, I've really got nothin else to do then, huh? Time seems so slow without schlatt around..." Wilbur remarked, taking the plate of food that philza offered him, muttering a small thank you.

"I've really got nothing else to do either, I've tended to all the pets, watered the plants, and gathered more things for potions..." Philza started to eat, looking out at the window near the kitchen, seeing the garden outside.

"Wowza, when did you do all that? It's barely 8am!" The taller man chuckled, drinking some water before starting to eat his food. Phil shrugged in response, "I don't know, I wake up around 5am and then everything just goes along to my schedule..."

"Of course though, Techno and Schlatt always manage to change my day, whether it be for the worse or for the better," Phil chuckled, taking a sip of his water.

"Huh," Wilbur hummed, "I wonder what they're doing right now..."

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"What do ya think Phil is doing right now?" Schlatt asked, poking at the small shulker box in his hands

"Hm, either he's out searching for more turtles for our farm, or he's eating breakfast. Probably invited wilbur over," Techno responded, grabbing food from the backpacks that philza had given to them, trying to find a way to make some sort of breakfast for the two.

Schlatt hummed in response as he set the shulker box down, walking over to techno and wrapping his arms around him.

The piglin laughed softly, "How am I supposed to get us some breakfast with you there?" He returned the hug, still holding some bread that he had pulled from the bag.

"I dont know, you were clingy to me for a week, now it's my turn asshole," schlatt remarked, hiding his face in the crook of technos neck.

Techno couldn't argue with that, he let out a defeated sigh. Schlatt had looked so cute all morning, wearing clothes that didnt even fit him. He looked so small, which was to be expected considering technos clothes were way larger than his, but god, was it cute.

Chapter 27: I am banging ur mom

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Wilbur walked through the forest, getting used to the trail that he took to get home. It was evening, the sun had already set, the only light being the soft glow over the mountains and the torch that Wilbur was holding in his hand.

When he arrived at the town, he was greeted by lots of people, as usual. That always happened, wilbur was fond with everyone.

But ever since Technoblade and Schlatt had come to town, the people seemed more wary of Wilbur.

Of course, Niki, fundy, tommy, and all of Wilbur's close friends didnt really associate what happened with Wilbur. But seeing as Schlatt was coming to his house every other day, not everyone really trusted him.

Specifically, Quackity.

Which was understandable, considering he got a knife stabbed in his side.

When schlatt and techno hadn't returned back to his house that night, Wilbur went out, checking that the other people were okay.

He found Quackity, who was partially healed, but still bleeding. Wilbur did help him, of course, as any one would do.

So now everyone was either scared of Wilbur or just, confused about how to feel. No one in the village liked Schlatt, or Techno.

Ranboo and tubbo actually, were probably the only ones who didnt mind. Tubbo was worried about Micheals safety, as anyone would be. But after a while of ranboo explaining he seemed to be fine with it. Wilbur had noticed, he noticed everything.

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He turned in his bed, the only sound outside being the crickets, and the soft rain. More ice slush then rain, it was starting to get colder. Wilbur sighed softly, running his fingers through his hair before sitting up, walking over to his kitchen and making some tea.

The tall man looked out the side window, watching the small snowflakes fall from the sky. Jesus, everything was so confusing.

He didnt know whether he liked schlatt or not, and either way, he knew his efforts would be ridiculous. Technos already stolen him. The piglin hadn't said anything, but it was obvious with the way that he'd be all schlatt talked about.

Wilbur was worried actually, ever since he had seen the way quackity was absolutely torn apart by the bloodthirsty hybrid.

What if one day schlatt cant stop techno?

The only thing on wilburs mind most of the time was trying to get schlatt away from techno, trying to keep him safe before something happens.

So he invites schlatt to his house, everyday, every chance he can get. Just in hope that maybe, maybe he can convince the ram to stay with him. Just him. There'd be no worry whether he's safe with techno, no nervousness every time schlatt had faltered when talking about the piglin.

He was sure that schlatt would be safer with him than with techno.

So Wilbur was gonna do whatever he could to make schlatt stay with him.

Chapter 28: a/n [sorry for chapter delay]

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Lemons [main writer of book ofc] hasnt been fronting ??? so this book hasnt been updated ?? bc finch doesn't want to write it all on his own o_o uhm and chiffon has been just writing his book

I'll see if I can use a positive trigger to get lemon to front so maybe expect a chapter today or tmrw, sorry abt the delay everyone o/

Chapter 29: finally a chapter chapter

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Techno and Schlatt had made their way home, the ram carrying the shulker box he had found with him.

Philza was home, of course, greeting them with a soft smile, explaining how Wilbur had seemed to want to talk to Schlatt about something.

Technoblade scoffed at that information, while Schlatt laughed a bit at technos reaction.

"Mhm, I'll head over to his house later then," The ram said, setting down the small shulker box on the table.

Philza eventually asked about it, which made Schlatt happily explain what it was. Techno, however, had walked over and sat at the couch, still grumpy about Schlatt going to see Wilbur later.

The brunette had walked over to techno, sitting down next to him and leaning his head on his shoulder. Phil was going to start making lunch, which gave some time for schlatt and techno to talk to each other.

"Why're you so grumpy, huh?" Schlatt asked, giving techno a curious look. "I don't trust Wilbur, I think he's up to no good," The piglin grumbled in response.

"What do you mean?" The shorter cuddled closer to techno, it was super cold. Techno shrugged slightly, "He's been acting strange, I just…" He trailed off, eyes avoiding Schlatts gaze.

"I dunno…" He finished, finally looking back at Schlatt, who chuckled softly. "Are you jealous?" He teased, crawling into technos lap. "No." The piglin hybrid responded sternly, but was still looking away.

"Aw, that's cute, don't worry, I wouldn't leave you for Will," The ram assured, planting soft kisses on technos neck. The taller man grumbled, "Yeah, yeah, I know…" Schlatt chuckled softly, pulling away from the other's neck and pecking him on the nose.

"You're cute," He teased again, a smile plastered on his face. Techno rolled his eyes, "Mkay, no more, get off of me," He pushed Schlatt off, which made him laugh. "Too much? I think it's true, you're really cute," The smaller hybrid laid his head on technos lap, looking up at him.

"Sureee…" The pink haired hybrid rolled his eyes again, caressing one of Schlatts horns with his hand, which made the smaller hum happily.

"Wow, you're cute," Techno chuckled, while Schlatt just gave him an annoyed look in response. "Hm, just saying," Techno smiled as he traced his hand to Schlatts fluffy ear, rubbing it slightly.

The brunette cuddled onto the touch, seemingly too distracted by it to pay attention to what techno was saying.

"Tired?"

"Mmm…"

"Want me to take you to bed?"

"Mhm.."

Techno chuckled softly, picking up the ram bridal style and carrying him up to his bed.

"Stay…" Schlatt softly muttered, holding onto technos shirt. "Pff, I gotta see if phil needs anything, just stay here, I'll be back in a bit," Techno patted schlatts hair, pulling a blanket over him before going back stairs.

Schlatt being asleep was sort of a relief to techno, at least he wouldn't be awake to go to wilburs house later.